Texting - Butter-Side Down

Texting - Butter-Side Down
Date of Scene:	21 August 2023
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Enlightenment achieved.
Cast of Characters:	Pyrite, Naru Osaka

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(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: hello the Naru this is Himeko :spatula::bread::cheese::fryingpan:

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: Hi Himeko! :) <duckling and kitten napping together.gif>

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: oh my gosh

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: I was warned that you're fond of ducks. :)

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: i do when they are alive and not dead

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: a dead duck is just a sad

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: That seems fair. I also prefer alive ducks over dead ducks.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: the Naru did you know

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: that the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: depends on what country the swallow is in

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: Where the swallow is? Or what kind of swallow it is?

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: these are the deep questions in life i guess we will never know

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: So many questions in life.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: oh i am supposed to ask

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: is this a time for me to text that is good

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: i should have done that first huh

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: This is a fine time. If it is not, I either won't answer right away, or I'll tell you. Sound good?

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: it is agreed. our covenant is formed.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: so do you know where to find :duck:

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: At the duck pond! Or on farms, but we live in Tokyo, so ponds are a better bet.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: oh my gosh

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: there is a pond for ducks???

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: has anyone told the ducks

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: this is a surprising development to say the least

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: Based on how many ducks are there, yes. Soemone absolutely told the ducks. There's a few duck ponds in Tokyo.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: somebody told ducks that they had a pond now that looked like a duck pond now something something i am not good at rhymes or song parodies i am sorry

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: maybe i should ask a duck to sing it instead when i visit them

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: You can sing it to the ducks and get some practice in.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: oh snap

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: i will have to make sure that is okay

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: a lot of things i think should be okay

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: are not okay

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: according to Darien-onii-chan

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: I think that's the job of one's big brother, to shoot down crazy fun ideas that aren't safe or wise. I'm an only child.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: what even is

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: safe

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: <guytappinghead.gif>

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: Very different for different people and also very different in different situations.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: so toast butter side down is :O::K:?

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: It's messy and gets hair and fuzz on your toast.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: but the tongue and the bottom of the toast come in contact more quickly so does it not make sense to butter it butter side down to taste it

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: Depends on how drippy the butter is. Besides, it's easier to butter it on the top and then flip it over to eat if you want to eat it butter side down. As long as the butter isnt' drippy, because butter stains on your school uniform suck.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: oh

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: my

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: gosh

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: the Naru you have just flipped my brain

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: do not worry it has not actually been flipped this is what is known as an expression

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: I'm nto here to judge, you might have stood on your head or something.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: i am not sure if i can bend far enough for that

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: i will try

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: Another expression. It means head on the ground, and feet in the air, balanced.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: oh no. i wish i waited to read that. i have tipped over and also tipped my desk over.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: all is in order again.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: That was quick. Good job.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: it is good the students and also teachers stopped coming to class the noise might have drawn the ire of others if not

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: they like to draw their ire on me. especially my ears. much quieter now with just me.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: Well school starts up again soon and then there will be classes and teachers and students all over the school again.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: what do you mean

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: We're on summer break right now. School starts up again in a couple of weeks and it'll be back to students and teachers all over RHA.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: O.H.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: M.Y.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: G.O.S.H.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: why did not one tell me this

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: I just did! :) But I suspect people forgot that you didn't know.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: you are the Naru not no one

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts:: thank you i am enlightened

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: You're welcome.

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: i must go tell Darien-onee-chan i will talk to you later

(PHONE) Naru Osaka (59) texts: You are always welcome to ask me questions and I'll answer to the best of my ability and knowledge. Talk to you later!

(PHONE) Himeko Soryuu (81) texts: i will uphold my side of the covenant as well and you can ask me if you have questions. have a good day. also do not go to school it is on break!!