Scene #2122: Texts: Why Couldn't You Have One Brother

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Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: you know our lives would be so much easier if you had one brother Usagi Tsukino texts: takashi is so much nicer than riventon! less crazy! lets maniacal madman! Usagi Tsukino texts: also he doesn't try to mug us for every possible object he sees
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru flops down backwards on his bed with his phone, glasses going askew until he mashes them back into place with the back of his wrist. Why. Why why why. Mamoru TXT: the dark energy is so bad for him Mamoru TXT: but he was born with it Mamoru TXT: what did he try to steal now?
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: its bad for everybody!!! Usagi Tsukino texts: but i get it i mean he cant lose it i didn't like partially disintegrating him but self purifying hurt so Usagi Tsukino texts: another one of those boxes. after this one there should just be one more
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru TXT: oh man. you needed to get purified??? Mamoru TXT: wtf. i mean he tried to shoot me but like Mamoru TXT: it wasnt a nothing attack Mamoru TXT: but it was kind of a nothing attack Mamoru TXT: i mean over one of the boxes. the second one Mamoru TXT: im sorry hes such an asshole
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: i don't think he meant to do it Usagi Tsukino texts: or maybe he did he was kind of being an asshole Usagi Tsukino texts: but i ended up purifying myself when i escalated him and that sucked, sorry we did that to you so Usagi Tsukino texts: i mean not thet sorry because you're doing a lot better without it but i think im allergic to it too
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru TXT: i think purification hurts everybody Mamoru TXT: i can make it hurt less though Mamoru TXT: so if you ever get the chance to purify Riv-kun when im there... Mamoru TXT: well it worked for jadeite :V
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: we'll make it SO soothing and he definitely wont try to kill us Usagi Tsukino texts: but yeah he was all I'LL MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS Usagi Tsukino texts: and i was all waaaaah because i was tired!!! Usagi Tsukino texts: and then his little robot teleported him out and glimmer gave us gift cards because she thinks pokemon is real life
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru TXT: im glad the robot is still working he hasnt broken it Mamoru TXT: or at least not beyond repair Mamoru TXT: hotaru and i made it for him because hes dumb abt running Mamoru TXT: the challenge will be keeping him off dark energy after Mamoru TXT: with his bare hands huh Mamoru TXT: should i tell him to keep his hands off my girlfriend
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: no wonder it works then Usagi Tsukino texts: maybe because its from you guys he hasn't broken it? Usagi Tsukino texts: some tiny spark of sanity that knows you only want whats best for him and also won't Get Him Laying out on her bed, Usagi snorts at the thought, then guiltily looks around for Chibiusa and Naru. Neither of them seems to have woken - Luna bats at her with a paw, but it's idle and sleepy, so she carries on with her typing. Usagi Tsukino texts: honestly i sometimes wonder if he remembers im a girl at all and not just a sparkly killer of his thief dreams
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru TXT: well i did wing a not-even-mid smoking bomber at him but yeah Mamoru TXT: neither of us would Get Him Mamoru TXT: thats nice to think of thank you Mamoru TXT: if youre wondering that, hes probs at intervention stage :T what do
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: remind him that we need him to be normal enough to get an invite to our wedding? Usagi Tsukino texts: i mean obviously you care about him for more than that but idk Usagi Tsukino texts: maybe he's just pissy he's lost the boxes four times? Usagi Tsukino texts: how did he react when he lost when you guys were kids? good loser? Sore loser? Flip the game board loser?
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru TXT: good call i'll remind him. it might be silly enough to get through Mamoru TXT: he was gracious about losing until he knew the rules well enough to be able to win Mamoru TXT: if he lost after that he'd get pissy. or games of chance. so sore such lose Mamoru TXT: you know what Mamoru TXT: he doesnt know sailor moon is my fiancee. just usagi tsukino. so i cant say that about the wedding
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: how bad do you think it would be if he found out Usagi Tsukino texts: like kidnapping bad do you think or Usagi Tsukino texts: somehow i'm not surprised that he'd be pissy if he thought he knew the rules well enough or if it was left to chance
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru TXT: he doesn't kidnap Mamoru TXT: let's set a date so we can send him a save the date card Mamoru TXT: and then we can sign it sailor moon and tuxedo mask Mamoru TXT: that was the least possible romantic way to suggest we could set a date
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: hahahfhasahshahsaha It takes several long moments before Usagi texts anything else, though there are a few shaky mistexts of her laughing. Usagi Tsukino texts: i finally stopped laughing. that was amazing. i would love to set a date. how old do you want to be when we get married Usagi Tsukino texts: also maybe your stupid jerk brother will chill out by then
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru TXT: ... :D Mamoru TXT: idk, let's wait until you're 20? Mamoru TXT: to please your parents Mamoru TXT: i really hope he does. :<
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: Mama and Papa probably would prefer for me to graduate high school for a while first Usagi Tsukino texts: they hate love and all Usagi Tsukino texts:jkjk Usagi Tsukino texts: until i'm 20. okay! that gives us five years to plan a dream wedding! Usagi Tsukino texts: and in more serious terms i do genuinely hope he chills Usagi Tsukino texts: not just for the sake of marital peace but also because i love you and want you to be happy and stuff Usagi Tsukino texts: and your jerk brother who's like loopier than a water slide makes you happy
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru TXT: well 'happy' is a relative term but yeah i love him, that asshole Mamoru TXT: also let's have it some time between your birthday and mine Mamoru TXT: so it looks like we're a year apart haha Mamoru TXT: what kind of wedding do you want? traditional or western or something wild
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: something wild maybe Usagi Tsukino texts: everyone should get to be very pretty Usagi Tsukino texts: but i kind of like the idea of a color scheme that we coordinated on Usagi Tsukino texts: also also maybe this is crazy but i kind of want two of them?
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru TXT: we could have one every year but people might get cranky about gifts Mamoru TXT: lol do you want us both wearing white
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: hahaha we totally could and that would be fun but all our friends would get mad at us. Usagi Tsukino texts: i dont know if i want to have a wedding on the moon or if i just think i do but we have five years to figure it out! sometime between april and july. that's a good time for a wedding! Usagi Tsukino texts: now now mamochan i dont think we should lie on our wedding day Usagi Tsukino texts: ;)
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru TXT: Ara ara~! Mamoru TXT: but i see what you mean. okay then color-coord for earth wedding, all white for moon wedding? Mamoru TXT: one of the things on the list to think about! Mamoru TXT: anyway how about... june 30th 2029? Mamoru TXT: i... maybe we should have the moon wedding next year
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: color coord for the earth wedding, all white (and gold maybe?) for the moon wedding! Usagi Tsukino texts: why next year? Usagi Tsukino texts: are we worried about something happening next year Usagi Tsukino texts: is something happening next year?! Usagi Tsukino texts: is climate change supposed to blow up the moon wait why would it do that Usagi Tsukino texts: wait a minute A moment of silence. Usagi Tsukino texts: you're worried about the Fade hitting?
Mamoru Chiba	There's no sign of typing for a moment. Maybe thirty seconds. Mamoru TXT: yeah
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: we really need to figure out a way to fix that. Usagi Tsukino texts: it can't be anything my mama would have wanted. it's got to be something we can fix.
Mamoru Chiba	It takes longer than it should for him to type. Mamoru TXT: i mean, i vaguely believe that it can be fixed. i don't think your mama did it on purpose. but at the same time, theres no time to do anything. everything is exploding all of the time. i'm sure it'll get fixed. i just dont know if itll be soon enough for me and the guys. Mamoru TXT: sorry to kill the mood :V Mamoru TXT: with his bare hands, huh. thats why im saying i want to tell him to keep his bare hands off my fiancee!! hahaha. idk. you know what? i'll ask him if hes willing to trade secret IDs with sailor moon.
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: we can do anything we set our minds to. and i dont just mean in the usual optimism way i mean Usagi Tsukino texts: between you and me we're so strong. add in our guardians and we're super strong. Usagi Tsukino texts: add in madoka-chan who's a literal goddess now sometimes and coco-chan's a mermaid and wako-chan's grandma knows all about this stuff. Usagi Tsukino texts: there is a way out. and i mean. push comes to shove high school is optional. Her parents would kill her, at least a little, but she'd take a year off of high school to focus on figuring this out. she'd take a lot of years off, if she had too. Usagi Tsukino texts: you didn't kill the mood. Usagi Tsukino texts: but your brother sure TRIED too Usagi Tsukino texts: if he's not gonna like go after my family then im okay with an id swap.
Mamoru Chiba	It's a long moment, and then-- Mamoru TXT: do you wanna come over
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: Let me leave a note with Luna. Wanna send Anko over to watch the kid with her?
Mamoru Chiba	Mamoru TXT: will do. shes eating so she'll be a minute Mamoru TXT: i love you. balcony off the closet's unlocked
Usagi Tsukino	Usagi Tsukino texts: no worries, i'll leave the window unlocked. Usagi Tsukino texts: i love you too <3 be there in like, 12?