Texts: Aoi's Very Bad, No Good Day

Texts: Aoi's Very Bad, No Good Day
Date of Scene:	14 March 2026
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Aoi is having a bad day.
Cast of Characters:	Aoi, Amanda Faust

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Aoi TXT: everyone like this might be the SECOND WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

Aoi TXT: first place still obviously goes to "getting erased from existence by the 'Unfinished Girl'.

Aoi TXT: suspect it will be hard to beat that one or at least I hope so

Aoi: but today is REALLY trying for it like whoa

Aoi TXT: so first the vending machine outside the station eats my yen.

Amy TXT: Like with teeth or...?

Aoi TXT: no drink

Aoi TXT: no money back

Aoi TXT: just beep beep

Amy TXT: Oh OK so just normal then. Sucks though :(

Aoi TXT: pretty sure it's laughing at me

Amy TXT: OK wait

Aoi TXT: so I'm like fine whatever I'll just go over to the konbini

Amy TXT: Oh OK so not literally

Aoi TXT: AND THE AUTOMATIC DOOR DOESN'T OPEN

Aoi TXT: I walk STRAIGHT into the glass complete with audible thunk

Aoi TXT: in front of like five people ;_;

Aoi TXT: heard someone start snickering and like I can't really blame them?

Aoi TXT: then when I get inside the cashier gives me this weird look

Aoi TXT: and asks "aren't you the girl from earlier"

Aoi TXT: I say no obviously not

Aoi TXT: and he goes "we had a shoplifter earlier" and starts giving me the real stink eye

Amy TXT: WTF?!

Aoi TXT: I'm like ??? hello??? I just got here???

Aoi TXT: so now I'm embarrassed AND annoyed so I leave STILL NO DRINK

Aoi TXT: and right when I step off the curb this car zooms past

Aoi TXT: almost hits me

Aoi TXT: AND you know its been raining lately so it splashes the puddle that was there all over me

Amy TXT: Oh NO

Aoi TXT: my phone was in my hand and I, well, you know, dropped it in the puddle

Aoi TXT: as its a cheapy phone, phone was now VERY DEAD.

Aoi TXT: like dead dead

Aoi TXT: black screen

Aoi TXT: rice cannot save this. nothing can.

Amy TXT: Oh *NO!* ...Wait how are you texting us I guess I should let you finish

Aoi TXT: so I say, okay, I'll get on a bus to go to the mall to replace it

Aoi TXT: THE BUS BREAKS DOWN AFTER TWO STOPS

Aoi TXT: TWO

Aoi TXT: the driver just sighs and tells everyone to get off and we can wait for the next, they'll pick us up.

Aoi TXT: I get off and figure I can walk the rest of the way

Aoi TXT: A block later A FLOWER POT FALLS FROM A BALCONY

Aoi TXT: like right next to me shatters

Amy TXT: Damn it's like your an anime character or something :(

Aoi TXT: if I was two steps over I would literally would be picking my isekai powers right now

Amy TXT: *not that kind of anime!!!

Aoi TXT: Anyway I finally get to the mall

Aoi TXT: the shop is on the second floor so I hop on the escalator

Aoi TXT: it stops halfway up

Aoi TXT: everyone just standing there looking around for a sec so we start to walk up

Aoi TXT: but then it starts moving again

Aoi TXT: THE WRONG WAY

Amy TXT: *what*

Aoi TXT: so I just scrabble the rest of the way up looking like a depressed goblin

Aoi TXT: anyway I finally get to the store. they examine the phone. yep, its deader than emi's social life so they swap it out for a new one.

Aoi TXT: I'm sitting in the food court now

Aoi TXT: eating fries because I deserve fries.

Aoi TXT: trying to recover from the SECOND WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

Aoi TXT: if a meteor hits me next I honestly will not even be surprised

Aoi TXT: everyone pls tell me your day is better than mine

Amy TXT: I saw a fox named Mr. Vice President

Amy TXT: I assumed he was magical and introduced myself because who has a pet fox???

Amy TXT: But it was just a regular fox <attached: picture of Mr. Vice President wrestling a stress ball on grass, with the corner of a blanket with notebooks spread out on it in the corner of the frame>

Amy TXT: Anyway afaik luck curses could be a real thing I'm not sure how we could get you checked out for that though

Amy TXT: Where are you now?

Amy TXT: Oh right the food court you said