Texting with Naru-chan 1

Texting with Naru-chan 1
Date of Scene:	20 July 2023
Location:	Radiant Heart Academy
Synopsis:	A text conversation between Usagi and Naru about the nature of life, weird, and slightly, the home of penguins.
Cast of Characters:	Naru Osaka, Usagi Tsukino

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(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: Do you think if we transfer back to our old school, we might dodge some of the weird?

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: I hope so! But I don't know.

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: So. Much. Weird. I had to teach a classmate how to eat pudding.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: But you just put a spoon in pudding! Or your face even!

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: Everything is weird all over the place, but sometimes I think this school is the weirdest of all.

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: Yep. I don't know where she was from, but a pudding parfait was a mystery. This School is crazypants.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: I haven't met any classmates that weird... but they have pudding everywhere, right???

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: Where was she from, Alaska?

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: She didn't say, but I thought even Americans have pudding. And spoons.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: The penguins live in America??

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: She needed you to explain the spoon???

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: South america and antarctic for penguins. She at least knew how to use a spoon, but didn't think to get one for the parfait.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: OH IT WAS ANTARCTICA NOT ALASKA

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: Naru-chan... did you meet someone sillier than me?

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: 100% You are not the silliest creature here.

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: <3

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: betrayal

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: Naru-chan you've betrayed me

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: I don't text her when I should be reading english homework. :)

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: ...do you think our teachers back at Juuban would believe us?

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: about you meeting someone sillier than me, I mean. Not the weird.

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: I'm not always sure I believe me about the weird. Our teachers would never believe me about the sillier.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: I'd say it doesn't happen as much when people are in groups, but I got that Dippin' Dots in a group...

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: Have you talked to Inai-sensei?

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: You know, about stuff besides tricking me into meeting her? T_T

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: There was a whole pack of people in the last chunk of weird for me. And thank you for the coffee, btw. And yes, I talked with her yesterday. She says I should go to her self defense classes, but I'm pretty sure she tells everyone that.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: SHE DOES! She does tell everyone that! She's kind of weird but.

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: But she seems to mean well. She told me to call her if I was in trouble. Which was sweet. She's sort of awkward as a teacher, but I think she really cares about us.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: She does. And you should definitely call her if something weird happens. Maybe even just pray that she'll hear your voice!

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: Hopefully I have time next time.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: Wait, what happened that you didn't have time to call? I knew you were really sleepy, that's why I left the coffe, but what happened?

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: I was at the conbeni drinking coffee, not weird, and then I was paralysed and in a too small kaleidescope and getting super tired while watching fireworks. Like in a blink.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: YOU WERE WHAT?

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: NARU-CHAN THAT'S SO SCARY

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: ... I probably could have phrased that better.

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: I am fine now!

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: I don't think you could have!!!! Naru-chan!!

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: Are you sure you don't have like, trauma? Or a super dark backstory that's going to make you want to rise up as a villain? or trauma?!

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: I am not in a rush to get into a really small space right now, I have to admit.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: :((((((

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: Is our dorm big enough?

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: Plenty. But I havne't tried an elevator yet and I'm not closing the door on the tiny closet with me inside.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: I'll make sure Luna knows better than to close you in! I saw those videos online of people getting locked in by their cats!

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: Tell Luna if she locks me in the closet, I won't bring any more dried tuna treats home.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: She looked scared when I told her that! Sometimes I think she really understands me.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: But seriously. Anything I can do to help, Naru-chan!

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: She's such an expressive cat. I totally think she understands.

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: I'm pretty much back to fine. I don't think there's much to be done.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: Okay. I trust you! You're the sensible one.

(PHONE) A text from Naru Osaka: Ha! I dont' always feel sensible.

(PHONE) You text Naru Osaka: Maybe we'll pass it between us. You get to be silly, and I get to be sensible.