Texting - Butter-Side Down

Texting - Butter-Side Down
Date of Scene:	21 August 2023
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Enlightenment achieved.
Cast of Characters:	Pyrite, Naru Osaka

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(PHONE) Pyrite texts: hello the Naru this is Himeko :spatula::bread::cheese::fryingpan:

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: Hi Himeko! :) <duckling and kitten napping together.gif>

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: oh my gosh

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: I was warned that you're fond of ducks. :)

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: i do when they are alive and not dead

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: a dead duck is just a sad

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: That seems fair. I also prefer alive ducks over dead ducks.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: the Naru did you know

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: that the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: depends on what country the swallow is in

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: Where the swallow is? Or what kind of swallow it is?

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: these are the deep questions in life i guess we will never know

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: So many questions in life.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: oh i am supposed to ask

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: is this a time for me to text that is good

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: i should have done that first huh

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: This is a fine time. If it is not, I either won't answer right away, or I'll tell you. Sound good?

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: it is agreed. our covenant is formed.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: so do you know where to find :duck:

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: At the duck pond! Or on farms, but we live in Tokyo, so ponds are a better bet.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: oh my gosh

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: there is a pond for ducks???

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: has anyone told the ducks

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: this is a surprising development to say the least

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: Based on how many ducks are there, yes. Soemone absolutely told the ducks. There's a few duck ponds in Tokyo.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: somebody told ducks that they had a pond now that looked like a duck pond now something something i am not good at rhymes or song parodies i am sorry

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: maybe i should ask a duck to sing it instead when i visit them

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: You can sing it to the ducks and get some practice in.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: oh snap

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: i will have to make sure that is okay

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: a lot of things i think should be okay

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: are not okay

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: according to Darien-onii-chan

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: I think that's the job of one's big brother, to shoot down crazy fun ideas that aren't safe or wise. I'm an only child.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: what even is

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: safe

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: <guytappinghead.gif>

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: Very different for different people and also very different in different situations.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: so toast butter side down is :O::K:?

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: It's messy and gets hair and fuzz on your toast.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: but the tongue and the bottom of the toast come in contact more quickly so does it not make sense to butter it butter side down to taste it

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: Depends on how drippy the butter is. Besides, it's easier to butter it on the top and then flip it over to eat if you want to eat it butter side down. As long as the butter isnt' drippy, because butter stains on your school uniform suck.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: oh

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: my

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: gosh

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: the Naru you have just flipped my brain

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: do not worry it has not actually been flipped this is what is known as an expression

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: I'm nto here to judge, you might have stood on your head or something.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: i am not sure if i can bend far enough for that

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: i will try

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: Another expression. It means head on the ground, and feet in the air, balanced.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: oh no. i wish i waited to read that. i have tipped over and also tipped my desk over.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: all is in order again.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: That was quick. Good job.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: it is good the students and also teachers stopped coming to class the noise might have drawn the ire of others if not

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: they like to draw their ire on me. especially my ears. much quieter now with just me.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: Well school starts up again soon and then there will be classes and teachers and students all over the school again.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: what do you mean

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: We're on summer break right now. School starts up again in a couple of weeks and it'll be back to students and teachers all over RHA.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: O.H.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: M.Y.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: G.O.S.H.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: why did not one tell me this

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: I just did! :) But I suspect people forgot that you didn't know.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: you are the Naru not no one

(PHONE) Pyrite texts:: thank you i am enlightened

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: You're welcome.

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: i must go tell Darien-onii-chan i will talk to you later

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts: You are always welcome to ask me questions and I'll answer to the best of my ability and knowledge. Talk to you later!

(PHONE) Pyrite texts: i will uphold my side of the covenant as well and you can ask me if you have questions. have a good day. also do not go to school it is on break!!