Texting - Butter-Side Down

Texting - Butter-Side Down
Date of Scene:	21 August 2023
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Enlightenment achieved.
Cast of Characters:	Pyrite, Naru Osaka

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(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: hello the Naru this is Himeko :spatula::bread::cheese::fryingpan:

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: Hi Himeko! :) <duckling and kitten napping together.gif>

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: oh my gosh

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: I was warned that you're fond of ducks. :)

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: i do when they are alive and not dead

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: a dead duck is just a sad

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: That seems fair. I also prefer alive ducks over dead ducks.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: the Naru did you know

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: that the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: depends on what country the swallow is in

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: Where the swallow is? Or what kind of swallow it is?

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: these are the deep questions in life i guess we will never know

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: So many questions in life.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: oh i am supposed to ask

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: is this a time for me to text that is good

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: i should have done that first huh

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: This is a fine time. If it is not, I either won't answer right away, or I'll tell you. Sound good?

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: it is agreed. our covenant is formed.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: so do you know where to find :duck:

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: At the duck pond! Or on farms, but we live in Tokyo, so ponds are a better bet.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: oh my gosh

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: there is a pond for ducks???

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: has anyone told the ducks

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: this is a surprising development to say the least

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: Based on how many ducks are there, yes. Soemone absolutely told the ducks. There's a few duck ponds in Tokyo.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: somebody told ducks that they had a pond now that looked like a duck pond now something something i am not good at rhymes or song parodies i am sorry

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: maybe i should ask a duck to sing it instead when i visit them

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: You can sing it to the ducks and get some practice in.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: oh snap

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: i will have to make sure that is okay

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: a lot of things i think should be okay

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: are not okay

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: according to Darien-onii-chan

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: I think that's the job of one's big brother, to shoot down crazy fun ideas that aren't safe or wise. I'm an only child.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: what even is

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: safe

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: <guytappinghead.gif>

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: Very different for different people and also very different in different situations.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: so toast butter side down is :O::K:?

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: It's messy and gets hair and fuzz on your toast.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: but the tongue and the bottom of the toast come in contact more quickly so does it not make sense to butter it butter side down to taste it

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: Depends on how drippy the butter is. Besides, it's easier to butter it on the top and then flip it over to eat if you want to eat it butter side down. As long as the butter isnt' drippy, because butter stains on your school uniform suck.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: oh

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: my

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: gosh

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: the Naru you have just flipped my brain

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: do not worry it has not actually been flipped this is what is known as an expression

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: I'm nto here to judge, you might have stood on your head or something.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: i am not sure if i can bend far enough for that

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: i will try

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: Another expression. It means head on the ground, and feet in the air, balanced.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: oh no. i wish i waited to read that. i have tipped over and also tipped my desk over.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: all is in order again.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: That was quick. Good job.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: it is good the students and also teachers stopped coming to class the noise might have drawn the ire of others if not

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: they like to draw their ire on me. especially my ears. much quieter now with just me.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: Well school starts up again soon and then there will be classes and teachers and students all over the school again.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: what do you mean

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: We're on summer break right now. School starts up again in a couple of weeks and it'll be back to students and teachers all over RHA.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: O.H.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: M.Y.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: G.O.S.H.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: why did not one tell me this

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: I just did! :) But I suspect people forgot that you didn't know.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: you are the Naru not no one

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts:: thank you i am enlightened

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: You're welcome.

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: i must go tell Darien-onee-chan i will talk to you later

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: You are always welcome to ask me questions and I'll answer to the best of my ability and knowledge. Talk to you later!

(PHONE) Template:Var: texts: i will uphold my side of the covenant as well and you can ask me if you have questions. have a good day. also do not go to school it is on break!!