Texts: embarrassment central 2: sunbreaker boogaloo

Texts: embarrassment central 2: sunbreaker boogaloo
Date of Scene:	26 January 2024
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Horrific embarrassment strikes again, this time when Chiyo lets Usagi know that not only does Sunbreaker think Culinary Guardian Daifuku is Usagi... now she thinks Culinary Guardian Sukiyaki is Mamoru - and that he's gay and uninterested in her. Whoops?
Cast of Characters:	Usagi Tsukino, Chiyo Sakai

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(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiOh my god Usagi I'm so sorry I think I screwed up

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: huh? How?

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiI forgot Sunbreaker thinks you're me. I mean Daifuku.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: uh huh....?

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiOkay okay let me back up real quick

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiI think I may have finally found another Culinary Guardian! It's a boy. And there's some other new guy here, Propel, who was helping us fight against Sunbreaker's youma and the other guy asked if we were together and Sunbreaker was like shocked and all 'They're together!?' and then

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiThey kept saying we were together and I got upset and I was attacking this GIANT SCORPION it was so gross it was a scorpion with all these legs and UGH and I blurted I didn't have a boyfriend and that the guy I like is dating another guy

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiAnd she thinks I'M YOU

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh no

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh NO

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: XD XD XD

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh chiyo-chan this is - well - its - really when you think about it this is probably a good thing?

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiHow?

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiHow?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: cause sailor moon is dating tuxedo mask

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: and really, really obvious about it

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i guess if sunbreaker thinks usagi tsukino is single, she's not going to connect us?

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiYou don't understand she stopped the fight and gave me a pep talk about how I can't change him and I deserve better!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: she WHAT

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: CHIYO-CHAN I'M SO SORRY YOU DO DESERVE BETTER OH NO

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiNo no I mean thank you I just she thinks I'm you so right now she's thinking you were dating Mamoru who apparently is now NOT dating you because he's dating another guy see!?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh no

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh no she knows where i live

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiOh no!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: WHAT IF SHE GIVES ME THIS LECTURE TOO?!?!

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiThat's waht I'm worried about!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: WHAT IF SHE GIVES ME THIS LECTURE TOO?!?!

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiThat's waht I'm worried about!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh no what if she tells MAMOCHAN

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiOr worse yet tries to tell Mamo to quit lying to you!

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiEXACTLY

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh my god how is this happening to us chiyo-chan

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh no she can never find out who mamochan is she'll think he's two-timing me with me

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiOh my god right

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: how is this our life

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i'm trying to be really worried about firefly being a like, murderer who's maybe possessed or something

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: and sunbreaker is LURKING

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: READY TO TELL ME I CAN DO BETTER THAN MY BOYFRIEND

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: XD XD XD

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiThat part is a little funny put that way I admit but... What about this Firefly murderer?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh right

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: um, Firefly, who's like, 10 i think, she works for obsidian, uh, she's kind of a terrifying murderer and she kind of lost if on me the other day and mercury-chan and mamochan think maybe she's like, possessed or something

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiOh my god that is awful.

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiAre they okay?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i have no idea, riventon like, teleported her away after she tried to kill me and mercury-chan

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: we're all good!! mamochan healed us, but i haven't seen firefly since

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiI'll keep an eye out much as I can. Maybe we should post something in The Shed about it too.

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiI'm so sorry she might come try to talk to you though

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: at least it

would be a little funny

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiMaybe she'll slip up and we can learn her identity?

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiAlthough I'm not sure how we could really use that.

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiMaybe. She just... left the fight after .. oh no she thinks the other Guardian is Mamoru. And she described you as 'my friend' ... She said she'd send him to see 'you' if she runs into him again

(PHONE) Chiyo SakaiAt least she doesn't realize he's Tuxedo Mask then.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i'm her friend? that helps! that - no, wait, i'm friends with like. everyone.