Texts: Aoi's Very Bad, No Good Day
| Texts: Aoi's Very Bad, No Good Day | |
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| Date of Scene: | 14 March 2026 |
| Location: | Texts |
| Synopsis: | Aoi is having a bad day. |
| Cast of Characters: | Aoi |
Aoi: everyone like this might be the SECOND WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
Aoi TXT: first place still obviously goes to "getting erased from existence by the 'Unfinished Girl'.
Aoi TXT: suspect it will be hard to beat that one or at least I hope so
Aoi: but today is REALLY trying for it like whoa
Aoi TXT: so first the vending machine outside the station eats my yen.
Aoi TXT: no drink
Aoi TXT: no money back
Aoi TXT: just beep beep
Aoi TXT: pretty sure it's laughing at me
Aoi TXT: so I'm like fine whatever I'll just go over to the konbini
Aoi TXT: AND THE AUTOMATIC DOOR DOESN'T OPEN
Aoi TXT: I walk STRAIGHT into the glass complete with audible thunk
Aoi TXT: in front of like five people ;_;
Aoi TXT: heard someone start snickering and like I can't really blame them?
Aoi TXT: then when I get inside the cashier gives me this weird look
Aoi TXT: and asks "aren't you the girl from earlier"
Aoi TXT: I say no obviously not
Aoi TXT: and he goes "we had a shoplifter earlier" and starts giving me the real stink eye
Aoi TXT: I'm like ??? hello??? I just got here???
Aoi TXT: so now I'm embarrassed AND annoyed so I leave STILL NO DRINK
Aoi TXT: and right when I step off the curb this car zooms past
Aoi TXT: almost hits me
Aoi TXT: AND you know its been raining lately so it splashes the puddle that was there all over me
Aoi TXT: my phone was in my hand and I, well, you know, dropped it in the puddle
Aoi TXT: as its a cheapy phone, phone was now VERY DEAD.
Aoi TXT: like dead dead
Aoi TXT: black screen
Aoi TXT: rice cannot save this. nothing can.
Aoi TXT: so I say, okay, I'll get on a bus to go to the mall to replace it
Aoi TXT: THE BUS BREAKS DOWN AFTER TWO STOPS
Aoi TXT: TWO
Aoi TXT: the driver just sighs and tells everyone to get off and we can wait for the next, they'll pick us up.
Aoi TXT: I get off and figure I can walk the rest of the way
Aoi TXT: A block later A FLOWER POT FALLS FROM A BALCONY
Aoi TXT: like right next to me shatters
Aoi TXT: if I was two steps over I would literally would be picking my isekai powers right now
Aoi TXT: Anyway I finally get to the mall
Aoi TXT: the shop is on the second floor so I hop on the escalator
Aoi TXT: it stops halfway up
Aoi TXT: everyone just standing there looking around for a sec so we start to walk up
Aoi TXT: but then it starts moving again
Aoi TXT: THE WRONG WAY
Aoi TXT: so I just scrabble the rest of the way up looking like a depressed goblin
Aoi TXT: anyway I finally get to the store. they examine the phone. yep, its deader than emi's social life so they swap it out for a new one.
Aoi TXT: I'm sitting in the food court now
Aoi TXT: eating fries because I deserve fries.
Aoi TXT: trying to recover from the SECOND WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
Aoi TXT: if a meteor hits me next I honestly will not even be surprised
Aoi TXT: everyone pls tell me your day is better than mine
