2079/You Big Weenie...!

You Big Weenie...!
Date of Scene:	19 November 2024
Location:	Yumegahama Ward
Synopsis:	The Weinermobile becomes the WeinerMecha and wrecks hot dog havoc! Nanoha, Chrono, Yukihime and Puella Amy are on the scene!
Cast of Characters:	Nanoha Takamachi, Chrono Harlaown, Miho Inada, Amanda Faust

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Nanoha Takamachi has posed:
The Oscar Meyer Weenie mobile is here! By the beach!

And they're giving away HOT DOGS~ Free hot dogs. With all the fixings...

As the summer turns into fall at the beach, there's still folks taking walks before it gets too cold and a warm hot dog is probably just what people need to beat that chill.

Nanoha Takamachi was in line. Free Hot Dog, Free Hot Dog, Free Hotdog they better not run out! Yuuno is on her shoulder, who is also anticipating at least a small portion of Nanoha's hot dog she gets!

That's when some sort of technological looking crab thiny crawls from a grate underneath the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile and attaches itself to the bottom. "Nanoha wait I sense...."

That's when a glow overcomes the Weinermobile and it becomes a giant WeinerRobot!?

"...a lost logia..." says Yuuno defeatedly.

It starts shooting hot dogs all over. Spilling them all over the populace as people run away from the chaos.

WeinerChaos!

"Raising Heart, set up!"

< Get Set!... >

Chrono Harlaown has posed:
Chrono Harlaown was not looking for hot dogs. He was looking for more of the missing crew. There were only a few left and, due to his fortune and those mages and allies he had made, he had managed to locate almost all of them. Only a few remained.

He was on a nearby rooftop, in uniform, and doing another scan when... he caught something else.

Danger. Huh. He sent out a ping and--

Raising Heart?! Ohhhh. The smallest living mana reactor was here. This shouldn't take long. He leaped off a roof towards another, making his way towards the disturbance...

<< Nanoha, it's me, Chrono. Is your familiar with you? >>

Yuuno, still not getting much respect from the enforcer, it seemed.

<< I'm within range if you setup a barrier. >>

Maybe some respect. Even he acknowledged that, yes, Yuuno's barrier creating ability was quite exceptional.

Miho Inada has posed:
    Miho has been avoiding chaos for a minute or two. Especially since Walpy. That voice from yesterday though has some thoughts running through her mind. She takes a deep breath as she heads down to the beach to enjoy a little bit of swimsuit wearing before going back to the school. Maybe she'll, no. Not yet. Besides, Miho has to make it back to school, and deal with everyone. But then hotdogs flying at her. What the...Huh?

    The mahou looks at the wiener robot. Blink blink. Going from Walpy to...Weiner? Whats next? A train crossing for X? Miho just stares for a second. She runs off to the side for a second. The woman takes a few moments to gather her breath. The woman takes out her earbuds, and puts them in her ears. She turns on her phone, and lets that song starting to play. "Youkai Musume, Yukihime.", she says. The woman changes her form to Yukihime. She rolls her neck before spinning the naginata in her hands. She heads out to face the robot.

    "Lets just see how this all goes...", Yukihime states as she stretches out.

Amanda Faust has posed:
-- MINUTES AGO --
    Amy is at the Pearl Pier hotel, providing tech support.

    "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Amy asks the person working the front desk.

    "Well... no..."

    Amy steps up and reaches past them. Click. Start. Shut Down. Reset.

    After watching updates install, the machine starts back up. "I remember when this took forever." Amy mutters.

    "What?"

    "I, uh, before the computer I came to school with I had uh... a hand-me-down from like, 2009. Didn't have an SSD. Rebooting took awhile. Alright, sign in, does the problem happen now?"

    Click, type, enter, click, click, type, click-click, click, click, click. "...No."

    "It's fine." Amy pas their shoulder. "Computers are complicated. Hopefully it doesn't recur, if it does, maybe we can figure out why. Hmm. Come to think of it, you shut down the computers overnight, maybe it's--"

    "FREE HOT DOGS!" Another employee runs in shouting. "They're giving away free hot dogs at the weinermobile!"

-- NOW --
    Look, Amy has lived for years in a spartan apartment. She can appreciate the value of free food, and of any excuse to get away from work. So she's in line with some of the other Pearl Pier employees. When the weinermobile turns into a...

    WeinerMecha.

    "OH COME ON! I didn't even get my hot dog!" Amy throws up her hands and shouts as civilians run for cover. "Uhh... I'll go get help, don't worry!" She ducks around a corner and splits up from her coworkers, and there's the light of flame from the alleyway, and soon a voice rings out from a nearby rooftop:

    "WHY?!"

    Puella Magi Rocket Girl Red shouts. "Couldn't you have let us have our free hot dogs?! Heck, you coulda done like the hotel, just taken a tiny bit of energy for a free hot dog, it woulda been fine! What's the scheme here?!" she looks around for the Dark General that will surely come out to start monologuing at them any second now.

    Aaaaaany second now.

Nanoha Takamachi has posed:
Nanoha Takamachi goes through her transformation sequence into her barrier jacket and emerges on the otherside into a communique from Chrono as she looks to Yuuno. "Can you throw up a barrier, Yuuno?" she asks. Yuuno nods and does his little magic circle thing and boom, a barrier forms, the world turning black and white as it forms.

The civilians are shunted from this world, making them safe, as Nanoha twirls Raising Heart in it's staff form and summons a barrage of shot barrets as... oh god, so many hot dogs are being shot at her and it's distracting...!

Shot Barrets launch finally into the WeinerMobile as it roars. "HOT DIGGITY DOG!" and starts shooting more hot dogs from it's mouth at the heroes, launching them at high speeds now...!

<< Chrono...! So many hot dogs.... >> she relays as a pile of hot dogs appear around her and she tries to free herself from it.

There's no dark general here. Lame.

There is a technological crab thing attached to the bottom of the weinermobiles hotdog through!

"Nanoha... the lost logia..!" he says.

Nanoha whines. "Help me please...!" from her hot dog pile.

Chrono Harlaown has posed:
Chrono Harlaown arrived in time to see... all of the hot dogs. So. So many hot dogs. Just. Dog gone it. And here he thought that Yuuno was supposed to be...

Well, the barrier was up. What was he supposed to even do with this? He face palmed, before holding up his rod. "HEY! HOT DOG... TRUCK! MONSTER!" he called.

            <<Stinger Snipe!>>

Three small blue orbs would appear from the end of the staff. One would slam forward, to try and strike the youma in the back of the head and get it to turn around! The other two would veer around it...

To try and hit to the left and right of Nanoha, to hopefully scatter and obliterate some of the hot dogs. Not hitting her, just the pile.

... And likely covering her in the remains of hot dog... stuff.

<< Your world is so, so strange. >>

Miho Inada has posed:
    Yukihime sees other mahou here. It settles her thoughts as the music settles the chaos in her head. This lets her focus her mind as she starts a slow dance with the naginata dancing in her grip. Its a graceful dance as she move around the hot dogs. Yukihime flicks her wrist in her movements, and two of her wolves come to her aid. Two beads missing from her prayer beads. The mahou's movements just seem so different compared to when she trained with Chrono. The wolves seem to dance with the naginata.

    Inwardly, Miho is just going, (WTF!WTF!WTF! I just wanted to wear a bikini before the end of summer!)

    Outwardly, Yukihime seems to move between the attacks, while parrying when she has to. No real wasted movement as she enters the fray. The mahou only offers a small smile as the music starts to pick up. She seems so sure of everything at the moment as she brings her naginata up, and the wolves snarl. Yukihime hasn't really said anything, nor does she need to. Her focus is solely reserved for the Youma that ruined her night.

Amanda Faust has posed:
    Amy complains about not getting free hot dogs, and finds herself on the reciving end of so many high-speed hot dogs she actually stumbles back from her impact and falls on her butt on the roof. "OKAY, FAIR, I ASKED FOR THAT ONE!" she calls out. She grabs a hot dog off of herself and takes a bite. "Meh." She sits up, crossing her legs, pushing herself up, jumping, and uncrossing her legs midair to quick-stand.

    "Did hoo hey ost ogia?" Amy calls down to the Devices. Chews. swallows. "Why is there a Lost Logia for turning things into mecha?! ...Okay actually that is potentially hella cool, fair enou--" she ducks another barrage of hotdogs. "Hey! Monster! Didn't your parents tell you kids in Africa are starving? Don't waste-- wait. Is this thing generating food? Is there a way to use this? Get it to shoot a bunch of hotdogs into a sanitary container and feed the homeless or someth--" and then she's hotdog-piled, like Nanoha.

    "I'm okay!" she tries to shout through the wall of meat.

Nanoha Takamachi has posed:
Nanoha Takamachi is freed from hot dog prison...! And is covered in hot dog pieces and mustard. (NO KETCHUP, KETCHUP DOESN'T BELONG ON A HOT DOG, NERD!). She 'ewwwwwws' out loud as she laments her predicament and is glad she's in a barrier jacket right now.

"Thanks Chrono...!" she yells.

Chrono's other shots impact the Weinermobile , sending it backwards a bit as it's sniped!

Yukihime brings her naginata up, and Amy tries to solve the world hunger crisis as it buries her in hot dogs.

Nanoha Takamachi launches a barrage of shot barrets at Amy's hot dog pile to free her like Chrono did for her before she turns back to the WeinerMecha.

"Hot dog." she says dryly as she mnutters. "HAMMER SHOT!" she calls out, Raising Heart chun-chunking like a shotgun as it fires off a large blast of energy, sending the WeinerMobile backwards and tumbling to the ground momentarily.

"We have to neutralize and seal the Lost Logia...!" says Yuuno, who is wiping mustard from his face with tiny ferret hands.

Chrono Harlaown has posed:
Chrono Harlaown eyed the strange monster. It didn't seem to be a jewel seed. But a lost logia? Was it...

No, he guessed almost all things on this planet, monster wise, we lost logia of one type or another. Funny, he wondered why he didn't really see it as a lost logia, so much as another youma, possibly dark energy. It--

Oh dear heavens he was going native.

<< Nanoha, Amy, could you attempt to blast it on the front end, send it into a spin? Yukihime, can you try to ice the ground under it? We should be able to disorient it by throwing it off balance, opening it up for a finishing strike as well as cutting off any more hot dog attacks. >>

Chrono, meanwhile, was hovering off behind the creature, a shield formed in front of him from his right hand. Avoiding getting dogged and trying to direct the others.

Miho Inada has posed:
    Yukihime takes a deep breath breath, and nods her head a little bit. The woman blinks a few times before she spins the naginata around her. The woman touches the blade of the naginata on the ground in front of the monster. As the dance starts to pick up, Yukihime slips on a hot dog! She falls on her butt, before she gets hot dogged. The mahou flails a little bit in the hot dogs. At least have some mustard on a few of these, you MONSTER!

    The ground around the monster starts to freeze. A small area of ice forms, and Yukihime manages to get herself out of the hot dogs. "Why do I feel dirty now?", she asks aloud. The woman shakes her head.

Amanda Faust has posed:
    Amy's hot dog pile is substancially blasted away! She's surrounded in a pillar of flame and stands, not actually powering up to super mode but it does purge all the condiments from her outfit, holding one of the hotdogs which she takes a bite of. "Nope, dunno why I thought that would cook them better. THANKS!" she calls out to Nanoha after making her quip.

    Honestly, it's kind of nice to have... just... a ridiculous hotdog monster, for once? No fighting with a vampire whose positive emotions were taken from her, or a city-ending disaster, just. A wacky monster. And with a barrier in place so it can't hurt anyone.

    Part of her is waiting for the other shoe to drop, for this to somehow turn deathly serious, but for now, humor is how she copes with the insanity of life. She hefts the launcher that's suddenly on her shoulder.

    "I'm not going to lose to you!" She fires a HEAT round at it while it's down, hoping to pierce into... okay yeah this thing probably doesn't have internal components. "...Ugh, I need a good line to shout at a hot dog monster."

    At Chrono's suggestion she nods, kneeling on the edge of the roof and keeping her launcher aimed and ready. <<"Roger that, switching to high explosive. When it stands, on three.">>

    "Don't worry about it!" she calls to Yukihime, not sure what to say about that.

    And when it does stand, she counts and fires at the front of the beast: <<"One. Two.">> "LET'S MAKE" *BOOM* "THIS ONE EXTRA SPICY!"

Nanoha Takamachi has posed:
The Steaks are not high here, because it's Hot Dogs, get it?

Nanoha Takamachi, still covered in mustard, turns around to face the monster again when Chrono starts distributing orders. The ground freezes thanks to Yukihime, as the monster gets back to it's feet in the meantime.

It starts shooting more hot dogs, at the gathered heroes as it's hands turn into additional hot dog shooter...

"HOT DOG BUSTER...!" it yells as GIANT, HUGE HOT DOGS shoot from it's arms at Amy and Nanoha, the giant hot dog, replete in bun and mustard and onions barrages into her and sends her flying backwards.

Nanoha Takamachi weathers the HOT DOG BUSTER with all her might as she screams out "DIVINE SHOOTER...!"

Shot barrets lancing out from her location into the front of the monster...!

No Dobut sending it backwards!... maybe Amy can topple it properly...!

Chrono Harlaown has posed:
Chrono Harlaown watched as the girls worked below... very grateful, at times like this, that he more often than not took a more... advisory role. Because seeing all of them covered in hot dog juice and... others... made him grateful, exceedingly, that he *wasn't*.

He did, however, cast a quick spell. A simple, easy one, to try and give a little help. The girls were more than capable of dealing with this situation... And he was, admittedly, quite proud of them. Despite the smell, they were handling the combat situation well, recovering from the setbacks that occured.

            <<Stinger Blade!>>

A single stinger sword would appear, then launch itself down, attempting to clip some of the crabby legs from the youma. Between that extra little bit to hopefully knock it off balance with their strikes, that'd hopefully line things up for the finishing blow.

<< Good job, everybody, you're doing marvelously. >>

Miho Inada has posed:
    Yukihime takes a deep breath as she comes up to her feet. Her two wolves come to her aid for a second before they split apart again. At this point, Yukihime has figured out just where she needs to attack on this youma. She moves inside while the youma focuses on Nanoha and Amy. She spins on the ice to slash the back of the knees of the youma. She's aiming for the joints.

    The mahou takes the moment to put a little bit of distance between her and the youma after the slash. The music is reaching its pitch. And Yukihime is feeling really good. She still feels her magic is still pretty high. Not pass out level. Yay! The woman smiles a bit as she watches the youma. The two wolves gather to her, as she gathers her magic a little bit. She starts to settle her breathing, and starts to breath that blue fog from her mouth...

Amanda Faust has posed:
    Amy's shot to send it stumbling is countered by a giant hotdog knocking her down, her head hits the roof hard...

    The hot dog on top of her explodes, sending condiments and meat product everywhere, and Amy stands, numbing the pain. "I will not lose to little ones, I will not lose to big ones, I will not lose to hotdog spam, I will not lose here, Sam-I-Am!" And she conjures a giant artillery cannon and fires an explosive shell at the stumbling monster's center of mass while others go for the limbs.




"...Damnit, I shoulda used a giant missle. SAM-I-am, get it? Eh, it was a stretch-- wait, no, frrrrrgh..." She dismisses the cannon and holds a hand to her face, annoyed at something.

Nanoha Takamachi has posed:
The giant hot dog gets shot and slashed by various vectors and then...

Then it loses it's footing, feet flailing comically as it starts stumbling and it slips, full in the air and smacks down onto it's butt....!

"Hot...dog..." it yells.

"HOT DOG LET'S DO THIS!" screams Nanoha as she turns Raising Heart, finally in it's bombardment form, at the hot dog mech. "DIVINE BUSTER!" < Divine Buster! > screams Raising Heart in unison, who also feels dirty, dripping in mustard.

A magenta blast finally lances out from Raising Heart, encompassing the giant mech!...

Others are going to need to join in to finally finish it off!

Chrono Harlaown has posed:
Chrono Harlaown flicked his wrist and lowered down from the sky, his hand moving closer before unleashing a blast of explosive fire from his device!

            <<Blaze Cannon!>>

Unlike Nanoha, he had to get close, as he lacked her firepower from a distance, the furious blast erupting in a swirling, flaming cyclone.

He couldn't deny, though... he still *really* never wanted to get hit by one of those. How could one person push out THAT much power, that quickly, that OFTEN? One day he swore that girl might be piercing through bulkheads or the only thing thicker, Hannah's skull.

Miho Inada has posed:
    The music seems to hit its fever pitch as Yukihime starts to spin the naginata. She spins around, and does an uppercut like slash that the first wolf follows. It launches itself at a high speed at the Hot Dogger. She spins on her ankle to shift her weight. The mahou turns the naginata as she spins the opposite direction. She brings it down an a downward slash, which the second wolf follows, launching itself into the attack. The two wolves look to smash into the Hot Dog Youma at the same time coming from both below and above, aiming for vital weak points. It seems that Yukihime is learning to be more precise with her attacks.

    Yukihime spins around as she brings the Naginata around to hold with one hand before raising her left hand. The two beads, after completing their attack return to her wrist. "Looks like I had the bigger dog.", she says. Ok...She's not very good at being punny. Yukihime blinks though as she still feels pretty...fresh. There's a bit of strain, but nothing compared to her earlier fights. "Huh...I guess....I'm sopposed to fight like this...", she mutters to herself.

Amanda Faust has posed:
    Oh. It's still not down? Amy's outfit sparkles pink, briefly, cleaning herself once more as she kneels and resummons the cannon. "You can't keep me down, but we can keep a bad dog down! I'll give you... a BLAST of flavor!" She fires again, another explosive shell to help explode the hotdog like it's in a microwave!

    "Eh, no, that line wasn't very good either... shoulda stopped at 'bad dog down'... Everyone okay?!"

Nanoha Takamachi has posed:
Nanoha Takamachi watches as the giant hot dog takes damage from her Divine Buster and Chrono's Blaze Cannon, and Yukihime's wolven strikes, along with Amy's explosive shell!... the giant hot dog creature screams as it withers and turns back into it's WeinerMobile form...!

then the crab thingy, mechanical drunkenly detatches itself and starts stumbling around.

Yuuno calls out. "Nanoha, the Lost Logia...!"

"SEAL LOSAT LOGIA!" says Nanoha as she points Raising Heart at the Lost Logia. It scans the Lost Logia and then calls out. < Lost Logia: Animus, Sealing...! > it goes as the crab thingy curls up itself into a hexagonal like shape, before deactivating, and sealing itself into Raising Heart's storage.

< Lost Logia Sealed. > spouts Raising Heart.

Chrono Harlaown has posed:
Chrono Harlaown descended, fully, to the ground, a small smile on his lips. He gave a light clapping of his hands as he went. "Good job, everybody," he said, walking towards them. Well, while they'd gotten covered in hot dogs, he had managed to enjoy the role of advisor and, well...

He looked far less messy. Score.

Also, seriously. Between rocket launcher, living reactor and ice ice howler here, he couldn't help but feel maybe, just a bit, superfluous. But you know what? He glanced away, before shaking his head and glancing towards the weanermobile. "It's... not a hot dog, but how about we get the three of you cleaned off and I could get you all some warm cocoa and cake?" he offered. "For a job well done."

A good enforcer knew to bribe the dangerous weapons of pinpoint destruction.

Amanda Faust has posed:
    Amy dismisses the cannon and leaps down to the ground, in a good mood. "Everyone alright?" She approaches Chrono. "Okay, I know you say this planet is crazy but wasn't this one one of the things you usually--" She starts to ask while approaching, but is quickly distracted by: "Did you say cake!" Yes, that will make up for the free hot dog she didn't get!

Miho Inada has posed:
    Yukihime changes back to Miho. She takes a deep breath, before making a face. Gah the smell! She moves over to a bench, and flops there. "I...I think I'll pass.", the woman says. Miho pulls out a small protein bar, and nibbles on it. "Still got some work to do. And...I'm not ready to go back yet.", the Mahou tells as she shakes her head. "That..thing from a few weeks ago...Its still fresh to me.", she admits.

    The young woman takes a moment to compose herself. "I'll take you up on that offer some other time. But...right now...Just not ready for things.", Miho says as she gathers herself up, and looks at the beach...which now has a closed sign on it. "...Dammit! The Beach....", she says, looking at it..."YOOOOUMA! You still won in the end!! No last minute relaxing on a beach at sunset!", Miho pouts!

Nanoha Takamachi has posed:
Nanoha Takamachi drops the barrier with Yuuno's help.

Nanoha smiles, wiping mustard from her face. "Did you say cake!?" she says with Amy.

"Yes please!" she says. Yuuno also wants cake.

"Ewww I smell lie hot dogs..." she complains along the way.