Texts: and so you told her

Texts: and so you told her
Date of Scene:	18 March 2025
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Following Count Otto's banishment to the True Prison of Magic, and some key texts with Aloisia, Rashmi reaches out to Usagi about the knight who may be seeking her favor. Usagi has some updates of her own to share, and the two shake virtual hands over their missions to help wayward mahou.
Cast of Characters:	Usagi Tsukino, Rashmi Terios
Tinyplot:	The Crown of Succession

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(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: So uh...

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: Please don't be mad at me.

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: You remember that whole Aloisia thing? Well good news, it's over, Otto's gone, and she's a free mahou.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: okay i won't be mad

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: okay i'm definitely not mad!! this is great news!

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: Okay so she's at loose ends and wants to renew her knightly oaths, and asked if I knew any royalty she could swear to.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: ...and so you told her you know like at least six princesses right

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: It may also have slipped out that Chibiusa uses a Device, and that she (Alo-chan) is not allowed to train her (Chibiusa-tan) until Chrono (boyfriend) says it's okay.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: okay, okay, i'm approving so far...

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: ...Aloisia is a Belkan. 'not allowed' *tends* to require more than words to stick in the brain/.

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: So... a squat regimen was mentioned to me.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: rashmi-chan please tell me aloisia-chan isn't gonna do a hannah-chan to chbiusa-chan

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: squats?! for her teeny little thighs?!

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: No! No. Never. No. Probably. Maybe. 60% sure she won't. She's more reasonable than Hannah-chan.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: well... i guess it's better chibiusa than me

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: Probably.

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: Anyway be ready for kneeling and swords and swearing (courtly)

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: ToT sure okay i can do that

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i mean it's not like she'll be any more trouble than all the other monkeys in our circus

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: Absolutely! It's definitely not like she grew up trained to stand in front of entire armies to be the shield that blunts the assault...

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: ...Actually no, the other thing. It's *exactly* like that.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i mean she can't be worse than like half the shitennou so

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i will cope!

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: ...I lack context to confirm or deny, except to note that I've been asked to help socialize a feral Zoisite.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: mamochan dumped jadeite in a graveyard because he's the worlds saddest wettest yes man and zoisite almost set minachan on fire

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: ...so, Catra Protocols. Gotcha.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: yeah, rip

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: good luck with socializing him, he needs it. sounds like aloisia-chan needs the usagi self-worth special!

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: Eh, it's not like I haven't been asked to be someone's friend before, to help them learn how to people.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: yeah, you're really good at it! i would try and help more but they're like

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: uh taking this whole engaged to their prince thing real seriously

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: Make it a double. Turns out her bio-dad was Otto, he was a worse father than he was a bad Obsidian employee, and tried to order her back to his side tonight when we all went out for victory dinner.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: there's like a real POWER difference.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: ToT i just wanted to be a housewife and now i have the worlds saddest wettest man telling me he's a bodyguard and that i'll be a good queen of the entire world someday

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: HOW ARE WE THE ONLY PEOPLE WE KNOW WITH GOOD PARENTS?

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: And I'm not sure what happened, but it looked like Alo-chan put on the Crown again, pulled out his Linker Core, and banished him to a prison dimension? Or vaporized him? Big lightshow. So how was your day?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: wait i take that back minako-chan's are cool

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: SERIOUSLY, RIGHT?! Well and Chrono's mom is awesome.

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: Seriously you should meet Lindy-mama, you'll learn how much sugar is Too Much.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: well i had a normal one today except that i had to tell jadeite that he is really definitely not my bodyguard

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: The sad wet one. Oh... Oh boy.

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: ...Should we tell Takuto-kun?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: he's trying. because mamochan broke up with him

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: about the sad wet?

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: Yeah, I feel like he needs a friend who will keep him too exhausted and amused to be sad.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh, hm, that could work maybe! but honestly he's not even like super SAD he's just

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i like him. he's okay. he wants to be a friend. i know this will sound mean but: i've seen origami that folded less.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i mean you know me! me today ME, i am NOT queen material!!

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: He wants to be a friend, yes man, origami... Ah. He's the kind of person who only believes he has value if he's liked, and only knows how to help as like-worthy behavior.

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: You're not! But it was you or the mermaids, and I fear what might happen if Alo-chan goes into deep water.

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: Does she even know how to swim? ...Questions for later.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh i mean that's fine for alo-chan, i mean, she needs someone to be loyal to sure, i'll get her loyal to the temple of boba tea and sweets!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: but yeah you just nailed him like a target i guess, and nothing me or mamochan can say helps because he still sees us as in charge of him you know? so. good luck! and i will have good luck with alo-chan

(PHONE) Rashmi Terios texts: Excellent. And I'll talk to the Star Drivers about Jadeite?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: it's worth a shot!