Texts: embarrassment central

Texts: embarrassment central
Date of Scene:	15 January 2024
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Chiyo texts Usagi after her unfortunate confession to Kazuo resulted in surprising new information.
Cast of Characters:	Usagi Tsukino, Chiyo Sakai

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(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Usagi-chan. Are you free for a minute?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: I'm free, what's up?

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: I did something really, really, really stupid.

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Oh! Oh, right, Ojiisan is doing much better by the way, I just... did something stupid after that.

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: I kind of confessed to Kazuo in front of Mamoru.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: how stupid?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: remember you're talking to me -

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh that's not that stupid!!! but aww!! chiyo-chan!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i had no idea you liked kazuo-kun

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: It was so embarassing!

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Yeah, we had a really nice talk at the shop a couple of months ago. I hadn't really seen him since until the other night though.

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: He's really cute and sweet and he was going to teach me how to make baklava, and I was going to teach him how to make wagashi.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: you should still do that!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: don't let a little embarrassment stop you

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: you like sweets! and kazuo-kun needss more friends who aren't delinquents

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Oh, I will if he's up to it. I just didn't realize he and Mamoru were an item until then either.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: yeah they're like soulmates but not the star-crossed kind, more the loyal retainer who would fall on his sword for the leader who holds his heart sort

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: That's... Sweet. And now I'm picturing him dressed like a knight I did not need that mental image.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: haha sorry

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: lol it's okay. We're still friends at least.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: he's super cool and loves mamochan a lot, just like me! it's why we can share him

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: A kind of classic love triangle! Except Mamoru is the center.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: if it was a love triangle i'd definitely have to fight dirty but i think mamochan would cry if we made him choose

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: You read the wrong manga Usagi-chan. Or maybe I just. Read a lot of shoujo.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: GAAAAAASP

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i read all the right manga!!! and all the best shoujo!!!! it's just!!!!!!! kazuo-kun! is too cool! he and i could never!!! we merely - the two of us are both admirers! lovers! havers! of mamochan!!!!!!!!!

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: lol That's what I mean Usagi-chan! I should send you some of that Korean Manwha that's out lately. There's a lot where they all just agree to love the same person and it's super sweet!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: OH YOU MEAN LIKE A HAREM

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: yeah i think mamochan and i would both have harems

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Not quite but I guess? Just not as fitting--Okay maybe not.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i mean i've never dated anyone else

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: but i think mamochan would totally be happy for me if i had a girlfriend

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Ah, I see. It's unconventional but it sounds like you're all happy. So I'm happy for you. I just hope I can date someone other than fake-dating Koji some day!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: it works because kazuo-kun loves mamochan and i love mamochan and if mamochan dated a girl i would want to tear her face off

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: but kazuo-kun is not a girl <3

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: It was cute watching them both snuggling.

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Ah okay okay I'm going to stop sticking my foot in my mouth now

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: you're not!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i've never really talked about it with anyone

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: venus-chan and mars-chan were both too busy going booooo don't date mamoru he's hematite and that's baaaaad

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: if i dont have girl talk i'll diiiiiie

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: lol. We can talk all you want now I guess! I get it. I'll get over my crush and it'll stop being weird on my part.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i really thought you liked koji-kun i wont lie

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Oh, we discussed the possibility and it just didn't really fit us. We're really good friends now, though.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: aw i'm glad you talked about it

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: you're going to find the boy or girl or birl of your dreams i know it

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Of course we talked. Koji-kun is very reasonable and sweet. He'd really make someone happy someday, too, we just didn't have any spark.

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Aww thank you Usagi-chan. I hope so!