View source for Texts: The Aliens Are Coming From Inside The Dorm

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|Date of Scene=2023/11/14
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|Synopsis=Following Planetary Revelations, Usagi has some news to share with Naru and Mamoru. Mamoru has some news too, and Naru and Usagi make a (perhaps disastrous) plan to test if becoming a magical girl lets you breathe underwater.
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|Poses=:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' LUNA'S BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' NARU IM AN ALIEN
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' THE ALIENS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE DORM

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' MAMOCHAN I'M????????????????? AN ALIEN?
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' I guess technically I WAS an alien but i was from the moon?????
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' the actual moon?

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}}:''' ... ... ... How are you an alien!? ... ... ... How are you an alien!?

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' well okay technically im a reincarnated alien
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' my mama and papa aren't aliens after all
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' wait let me
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' okay yeah luna says they aren't

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}}:''' ... ... ... How are you an alien!? But you're the reincarnation of an alien. Does that make you an alien once removed?

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' exactly!!!
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' apparently sailor moon is from the actual moon

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' ... i want to say something about your hair orbiting your head but it's not working
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' but i thought you said you didn't remember anything except, a little bit,,,
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' omg did you remember new stuff???

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}}:''' ... ... ... How are you an alien!? There's settlements on the moon? Cool.

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' and the moons of like all the planets too I guess?
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:'''  I was going to say we should have seen that, but I guess that counts as magic right? 
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' so maybe most people can't see it? 

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}}:''' ... ... ... How are you an alien!? I'd guess it'd be magic, so we wouldnt see it. I mean.. it could also be underground or something, cause like.. atmosphere.

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' NO i wish 
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' luna is a lying liar who lies and totally hid this from us
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' 'who's going to believe there was a kingdom on the moon, usagi' idk the girl with a talking cat!???

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' it's a good thing she told you. i mean. the dark kingdom knows there was a moon kingdom. i'm just sure everything i was told was a lie
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' jeez sorry to be a downer
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' i'm not from the moon :< we can still be together right? :D

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' you know this is the first time i thought about that
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' how do you BREATHE on the MOON

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}}:''' ... ... ... How are you an alien!? So for normal people.. uh.. you don't. There's not any air. Or maybe just not enough.

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' wait what did they tell you
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' you're not a downer!
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' and of course!!!! I'm not dumping you for some moon life ! There's nothing up there but rocks i bet! I can't date rocks!

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}}:''' ... ... ... How are you an alien!? But I expect magic does a lot of the heavy lifting around that.

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' okay true but I don't think magic makes me breathe differently
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' maybe we should test that
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' im stronger and faster what if i can breathe under water or hold my breath forever

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' that's really funny because im hematite.
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' omg imagine if right then was when you found out, like, what a dumb way to find out
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' she told me-- and put it in my memories somehow, but it got disconnected as being my memory when himeko gave me my real ones back? idk
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' that the moon kingdom wanted to rule earth and take its natural resources and enslave its people and thats why they were spying on us all the time
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' and they were going to invade but we went up and stopped them, but that the queen of the moon had a major weapon -- the silver crystal -- that she used to kill us all and seal away our great leader until now 
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' so from that perspective i'm a great big traitor to want to give you it, haha

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' lmao that would be the funniest thing
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' can you imagine???
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' [is typing...]
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' WHAT
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' She's such a liar!!!!!!!!
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' the moon is too cool and beautiful and amazing to do any of those things!?

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}}:''' ... ... ... How are you an alien!? It might also be if you are from the Moon you can breathe on the moon.
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}}:''' ... ... ... How are you an alien!? But testing it in the pool would be fun! An excuse to go swimming. (but not drowning)

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' we will test it in the pool!!
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' it will be fine!
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' I know how to doggy paddle

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}}:''' ... ... ... How are you an alien!? We can stay in the shallow end. I'm not a great swimmer either.

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' we're lucky none of the monsters have been in the water
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino(43)}} texts to {{#var:59|Naru Osaka (59)}}:''' the bad guys would probably win more often!

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' well yeah shes a liar, she lies more than she breathes probably

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' okay fair that was a water is wet moment

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' i've always liked nights better when i can see the moon
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' i used to want a telescope
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' i still want a telescope 😂

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' the moon is pretty great, isn't it?
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' hey. hey.
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' can you make a youma out of a telescope

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' yeah but i dont want anybody beating up a telescope

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' how much trouble would you get in if you bought a telescope to make into a youma
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:'''  but then you just made the telescope box a youma

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' LMAO
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' none but i dont have anywhere to put a good te-- yes i do! i could store it in a case under my bed!

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' yesssss! or your closet! dont underestimate the space on the top shelf. 
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i climbed on a chair to see it once.
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' such space. very high.

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' are you excited to be a moon citizen :D

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i am wondering how we breathe on the moon

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' the top of our closet is full of cooking stuff

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' naru and i are going to see if i can breathe underwater now
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' then under the bed it is!

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' are you telling me it's a great place but has no atmosphere
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' pls dont drown

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' nvjdnfdsjkfndsk
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' you've got so many dad jokes
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i wont! i can doggy paddle!

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' ive been waiting since the beginning of this conversation for an opportunity to pull that one out
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' maybe do it in the shallow-- hang on the pool is chlorine
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' do it with a glass of water :P

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i would probably just swallow it
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' how many of these do you have waiting

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' i dont know but i really wanted to ask you during the butterfly thing:
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' how does the moon's boyfriend cut his hair
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' so i could tell you
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' eclipse it 😎

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' facepalm.emoji
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i feel like that one would have just killed the butterfly dead.
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' no cat boy required

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' poor little butterfly 🤣

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' that was a bad joke on so many levels!

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' will you still like me when i have short hair? :D

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i'd like you if you were bald with a shiny head
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' but also are you cutting your hair?

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' yeah once i'm not reporting to the liar anymore

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' that means i've got to braid it soon

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' December 15 is my commit day for leaving. yes!! and i still want to brush your hair ❤️

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' we'll have a hair date ❤️

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' yesssssss

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i'm excited for you. you've got this! that liar can burn in hell
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i dont even believe in hell! but just for her.

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' should we talk to pluto-san because this is getting more real every day
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' wait does she actually come from pluto

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i think we should
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' it's time!
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' ...well. now i definitely have to ask her

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' i like the big heart on pluto in the flyby photos
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' i mean i'm not sure what else i need to tell her, 'everything' is a lot and we don't really know what i was doing back then
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' unless you mean the elephant that you need to talk to luna about
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' and then kazuo definitely

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i think you need to tell her if you want to bring your boys in
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' and i think... i mean, i probably need to make sure she understands you weren't with the dark kingdom by choice!
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' and we definitely need to talk to kazuo, and also, now that luna told me about all this stuff, we should definitely talk to her

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' yeah. it was... with the dark kingdom... i was 13, and i made a mistake. then i couldn't get out. i didn't even know who i was anymore.  i made a mistake.
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' it doesn't excuse anything, but hopefully it's enough to grant us lenience 

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' you were 13? you can't get a job at 13
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i mean not saying that i'm surprised the evil people are evil
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' but even if they didn't lie to you and fake memories of the moon being evil i think we can't be responsible for the dumb stuff we do at 13
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i was 13 once!

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' you were 13 like. last year.

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:'''  yeah and i was really stupid last year
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:'''  i thought the second season of Love Me Like A Queen was good last year!

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' XD ilysm

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' ilu2!!!

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' ❤️❤️ btw here is your dark energy love for the day-- im not REALLY jealous at cat noir but i might be a little definitely jealous of the tuxedo guy. i feel like he's copying me AND doing my preferred job
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' im working on it but it's really hard im sorry :<
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' am i being too honest

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' no i like it when you're honest
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i would be really jealous if there was a cute girl in a skirt killing your youma
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' ...... you know what i mean
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' cat noir isn't as cute as you! and that tuxedo guy.... i dont really...
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' it's kind of weird. nice weird! but.....

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' yeah i'm not fussed over cat noir, it seems like he's just Like That

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' he's very foreign

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' that is a hilarious way of putting that

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i tried to think of another way! but! thats the easiest one

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' speaking of foreign, lol awww
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' takashi called me mamoru in front of adrien and adrien immediately thought darien shields was bc i thought he couldn't pronounce my name 😂

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' oh no!!!
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' he thought you american name'd him

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' like he's not 100% wrong but it wasn't him. he gets it now but poor guy
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' it's almost time! for me to stop having to factory reset my phone and delete conversations all the time!
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' and then i get to come to secret magic fight club!!
 
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' it's almost time!!
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' it's not really that secret when you know
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' oh, hannah-chan is definitely going to fight you

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' lol she'll wipe the floor with me. i suppose it's only fair. -- it's more secret than my identity

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' only because you had to transform for me!
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' and yeah she really loves to fight, she'll definitely make you clean the floor with your cape

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' please don't be too disappointed if i can't fight very well without dark energy :/

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' why would i be?
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' mamochan i don't date you because you're strong
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i love you because you're you

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' <3 i didnt think you'd stop dating me, hahaha. but in case i turn into a hug noodle only, i'm glad you won't be disappointed XD
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' i only thought i had to transform for you because i wasn't parsing that you were teleporting, i thought it was superspeed hahaha

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i honestly don't know WHAT i was doing
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' it was all really intuitive?
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' but i love a hug noodle if you were just a hug noodle i would hug you
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i would love you even if you were a worm

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' you'd love me more if i were a gummy worm
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' i mean more than if i were a regular worm

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' no bc then i might eat you
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' and that would be awful
:(PHONE) '''{{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}} texts to {{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}}:''' i would never eat a regular worm 

:(PHONE) '''{{#var:38|Mamoru Chiba(38)}} texts to {{#var:43|Usagi Tsukino (43)}}:''' oh worm
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