Texts: The Aliens Are Coming From Inside The Dorm

Texts: The Aliens Are Coming From Inside The Dorm
Date of Scene:	14 November 2023
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Following Planetary Revelations, Usagi has some news to share with Naru and Mamoru. Mamoru has some news too, and Naru and Usagi make a (perhaps disastrous) plan to test if becoming a magical girl lets you breathe underwater.
Cast of Characters:	Mamoru Chiba, Usagi Tsukino, Naru Osaka

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(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: LUNA'S BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: NARU IM AN ALIEN

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: THE ALIENS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE DORM

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: MAMOCHAN I'M????????????????? AN ALIEN?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: I guess technically I WAS an alien but i was from the moon?????

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: the actual moon?

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Usagi Tsukino: ... ... ... How are you an alien!? ... ... ... How are you an alien!?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: well okay technically im a reincarnated alien

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: my mama and papa aren't aliens after all

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: wait let me

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: okay yeah luna says they aren't

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Usagi Tsukino: ... ... ... How are you an alien!? But you're the reincarnation of an alien. Does that make you an alien once removed?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: exactly!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: apparently sailor moon is from the actual moon

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: ... i want to say something about your hair orbiting your head but it's not working

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: but i thought you said you didn't remember anything except, a little bit,,,

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: omg did you remember new stuff???

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Usagi Tsukino: ... ... ... How are you an alien!? There's settlements on the moon? Cool.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: and the moons of like all the planets too I guess?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: I was going to say we should have seen that, but I guess that counts as magic right?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: so maybe most people can't see it?

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Usagi Tsukino: ... ... ... How are you an alien!? I'd guess it'd be magic, so we wouldnt see it. I mean.. it could also be underground or something, cause like.. atmosphere.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: NO i wish

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: luna is a lying liar who lies and totally hid this from us

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: 'who's going to believe there was a kingdom on the moon, usagi' idk the girl with a talking cat!???

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: it's a good thing she told you. i mean. the dark kingdom knows there was a moon kingdom. i'm just sure everything i was told was a lie

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: jeez sorry to be a downer

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: i'm not from the moon :< we can still be together right? :D

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: you know this is the first time i thought about that

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: how do you BREATHE on the MOON

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Usagi Tsukino: ... ... ... How are you an alien!? So for normal people.. uh.. you don't. There's not any air. Or maybe just not enough.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: wait what did they tell you

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: you're not a downer!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: and of course!!!! I'm not dumping you for some moon life ! There's nothing up there but rocks i bet! I can't date rocks!

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Usagi Tsukino: ... ... ... How are you an alien!? But I expect magic does a lot of the heavy lifting around that.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: okay true but I don't think magic makes me breathe differently

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: maybe we should test that

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: im stronger and faster what if i can breathe under water or hold my breath forever

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: that's really funny because im hematite.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: omg imagine if right then was when you found out, like, what a dumb way to find out

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: she told me-- and put it in my memories somehow, but it got disconnected as being my memory when himeko gave me my real ones back? idk

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: that the moon kingdom wanted to rule earth and take its natural resources and enslave its people and thats why they were spying on us all the time

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: and they were going to invade but we went up and stopped them, but that the queen of the moon had a major weapon -- the silver crystal -- that she used to kill us all and seal away our great leader until now

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: so from that perspective i'm a great big traitor to want to give you it, haha

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: lmao that would be the funniest thing

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: can you imagine???

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: [is typing...]

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: WHAT

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: She's such a liar!!!!!!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: the moon is too cool and beautiful and amazing to do any of those things!?

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Usagi Tsukino: ... ... ... How are you an alien!? It might also be if you are from the Moon you can breathe on the moon.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Usagi Tsukino: ... ... ... How are you an alien!? But testing it in the pool would be fun! An excuse to go swimming. (but not drowning)

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: we will test it in the pool!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: it will be fine!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: I know how to doggy paddle

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Usagi Tsukino: ... ... ... How are you an alien!? We can stay in the shallow end. I'm not a great swimmer either.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: we're lucky none of the monsters have been in the water

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka: the bad guys would probably win more often!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: well yeah shes a liar, she lies more than she breathes probably

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: okay fair that was a water is wet moment

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: i've always liked nights better when i can see the moon

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: i used to want a telescope

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: i still want a telescope 😂

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: the moon is pretty great, isn't it?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: hey. hey.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: can you make a youma out of a telescope

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: yeah but i dont want anybody beating up a telescope

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: how much trouble would you get in if you bought a telescope to make into a youma

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: but then you just made the telescope box a youma

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: LMAO

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: none but i dont have anywhere to put a good te-- yes i do! i could store it in a case under my bed!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: yesssss! or your closet! dont underestimate the space on the top shelf.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i climbed on a chair to see it once.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: such space. very high.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: are you excited to be a moon citizen :D

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i am wondering how we breathe on the moon

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: the top of our closet is full of cooking stuff

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: naru and i are going to see if i can breathe underwater now

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: then under the bed it is!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: are you telling me it's a great place but has no atmosphere

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: pls dont drown

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: nvjdnfdsjkfndsk

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: you've got so many dad jokes

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i wont! i can doggy paddle!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: ive been waiting since the beginning of this conversation for an opportunity to pull that one out

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: maybe do it in the shallow-- hang on the pool is chlorine

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: do it with a glass of water :P

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i would probably just swallow it

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: how many of these do you have waiting

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: i dont know but i really wanted to ask you during the butterfly thing:

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: how does the moon's boyfriend cut his hair

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: so i could tell you

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: eclipse it 😎

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: facepalm.emoji

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i feel like that one would have just killed the butterfly dead.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: no cat boy required

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: poor little butterfly 🤣

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: that was a bad joke on so many levels!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: will you still like me when i have short hair? :D

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i'd like you if you were bald with a shiny head

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: but also are you cutting your hair?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: yeah once i'm not reporting to the liar anymore

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: that means i've got to braid it soon

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: December 15 is my commit day for leaving. yes!! and i still want to brush your hair ❤️

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: we'll have a hair date ❤️

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: yesssssss

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i'm excited for you. you've got this! that liar can burn in hell

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i dont even believe in hell! but just for her.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: should we talk to pluto-san because this is getting more real every day

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: wait does she actually come from pluto

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i think we should

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: it's time!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: ...well. now i definitely have to ask her

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: i like the big heart on pluto in the flyby photos

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: i mean i'm not sure what else i need to tell her, 'everything' is a lot and we don't really know what i was doing back then

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: unless you mean the elephant that you need to talk to luna about

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: and then kazuo definitely

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i think you need to tell her if you want to bring your boys in

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: and i think... i mean, i probably need to make sure she understands you weren't with the dark kingdom by choice!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: and we definitely need to talk to kazuo, and also, now that luna told me about all this stuff, we should definitely talk to her

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: yeah. it was... with the dark kingdom... i was 13, and i made a mistake. then i couldn't get out. i didn't even know who i was anymore. i made a mistake.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: it doesn't excuse anything, but hopefully it's enough to grant us lenience

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: you were 13? you can't get a job at 13

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i mean not saying that i'm surprised the evil people are evil

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: but even if they didn't lie to you and fake memories of the moon being evil i think we can't be responsible for the dumb stuff we do at 13

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i was 13 once!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: you were 13 like. last year.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: yeah and i was really stupid last year

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i thought the second season of Love Me Like A Queen was good last year!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: XD ilysm

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: ilu2!!!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: ❤️❤️ btw here is your dark energy love for the day-- im not REALLY jealous at cat noir but i might be a little definitely jealous of the tuxedo guy. i feel like he's copying me AND doing my preferred job

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: im working on it but it's really hard im sorry :<

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: am i being too honest

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: no i like it when you're honest

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i would be really jealous if there was a cute girl in a skirt killing your youma

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: ...... you know what i mean

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: cat noir isn't as cute as you! and that tuxedo guy.... i dont really...

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: it's kind of weird. nice weird! but.....

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: yeah i'm not fussed over cat noir, it seems like he's just Like That

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: he's very foreign

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: that is a hilarious way of putting that

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i tried to think of another way! but! thats the easiest one

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: speaking of foreign, lol awww

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: takashi called me mamoru in front of adrien and adrien immediately thought darien shields was bc i thought he couldn't pronounce my name 😂

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: oh no!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: he thought you american name'd him

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: like he's not 100% wrong but it wasn't him. he gets it now but poor guy

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: it's almost time! for me to stop having to factory reset my phone and delete conversations all the time!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: and then i get to come to secret magic fight club!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: it's almost time!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: it's not really that secret when you know

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: oh, hannah-chan is definitely going to fight you

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: lol she'll wipe the floor with me. i suppose it's only fair. -- it's more secret than my identity

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: only because you had to transform for me!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: and yeah she really loves to fight, she'll definitely make you clean the floor with your cape

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: please don't be too disappointed if i can't fight very well without dark energy :/

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: why would i be?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: mamochan i don't date you because you're strong

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i love you because you're you

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: <3 i didnt think you'd stop dating me, hahaha. but in case i turn into a hug noodle only, i'm glad you won't be disappointed XD

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: i only thought i had to transform for you because i wasn't parsing that you were teleporting, i thought it was superspeed hahaha

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i honestly don't know WHAT i was doing

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: it was all really intuitive?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: but i love a hug noodle if you were just a hug noodle i would hug you

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i would love you even if you were a worm

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: you'd love me more if i were a gummy worm

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: i mean more than if i were a regular worm

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: no bc then i might eat you

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: and that would be awful

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i would never eat a regular worm

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: oh worm