Texts: how dare she take your phone

Texts: how dare she take your phone
Date of Scene:	24 October 2023
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Hematite and Usagi text after Inner Conflict: Body Paint. The Princess of Sarek stole Hematite's burner phone. Usagi is not amused.
Cast of Characters:	Mamoru Chiba, Usagi Tsukino

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(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: the princess of sarek stole the burner i called you from yesterday

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: that bitch

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: sorry that was SO MEAN

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: LMAOOOOO

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: anyway its not like its labeled with your name so she'll probably try calling you

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i am glad i could make you laugh

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: <3 <3 <3 <3

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: and i'll watch out for weird calls!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: ok!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: still how dare she take your phone!!!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: she gave me this 'i dare you' look and it was a 2k yen phone so im not gonna like. stomp her for it

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i'm glad you didn't but also she can't just take things form you

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: what kind of hero does that!!!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: well you can tell her off. i already told her and puella red off today, and peaced out

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i'm like. hello. literal villain

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: what did red do???

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: huff these fellow heroes of mine have got to shape up, why are they so mean to you

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: red was just being 'waah why arent people full of wonder about all the magic around them' in the middle of a yokai infestation.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: and neither of them was gonna do jack about the poor guy who had a giant human-face dog chasing his car at 120 kph and was like going into shock. i had to get him out of his car and thats how that princess got my phone, i handed it to her to call EMS and she didnt give it back

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: so you GAVE HER THE PHONE SO SHE COULD HELP AND SHE STOLE IT FROM YOU?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: WHAT

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i'm NOT sorry about what i said actually it was the RIGHT kind of mean!!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: red can be kind of weird sometimes. i guess she has a lot of feelings about magic because of some stuff? but? not during a fight, come on!!!!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yeah she... yeah. no idk im tired of red not respecting anyone elses beliefs

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: or boundaries

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: but so yeah if you wanna tell her off when she calls, go for it lol

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i'm sorry she's been like that. and when there was a fight on! of all time!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh i am going to tell her off. i cant believe she stole your phone

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: no this wasnt a fight. but there was a guy that needed help

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: :hahahaha

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: if there's a monster it's a fight, even if its just you vs the fear inside!!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: TRUE

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: sorry if my monsters scare you i try not to make them too bad

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: your monsters are okay because they're yours

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: also they're not like terrifying horrorstrocities that want to eat my bones

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i would never!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: exactly! you have taste <3

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: XD XD <3

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: ok i have to get the smell of burnt rubber out of my hair. ttyl lovely

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: ttyl mamochan <3<3 handsomeest