Texts: Know Any Lawyers?

Texts: Know Any Lawyers?
Date of Scene:	30 November 2023
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Kyouka needs a lawyer, for someone. Fuyuko'd like details. A secret is kept, mostly.
Cast of Characters:	Fuyuko Yuuhi, Kyouka Inai

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(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: hey do you know any good lawyers

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: who arent evil

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: that last part is v. important

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: how not evil?

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: you know you're essentially asking for the impossible, right?

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: not-evil in the sense of they are only in it for profit, but are not actually in league with demons

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: oh well then yes, i am the assistant director of human resources.

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: or do you really mean a lawyer who doesn't work for my boss? because then the answer is

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: (a significant pause) still yes :)

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: in this particular case not working for your boss is probably a requirement

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: unless they're just evil enough not to be loyal

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: what do you need a lawyer for?

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: are you poaching one of the brats?

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: honestly i guess it doesnt matter how evil they are as long as they are willing to not betray their client

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: dont worry about what its for, its not for me. someone asked me to find them a good lawyer

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: lawyers have specialities. what do they need?

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: guess i would be a better source for one than you though.

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: yeah thats why im asking you, try to keep up

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: and i dont know i guess contract stuff. employment related? i dont know this is all over my head

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: contract stuff. employment related. that's not a lot to go on.

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: don't bite my head off. i'm going to do this nifty thing i do for work and ask ~clarifying questions~

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: is the contract involving the sale and purchase of items? yes or no.

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: i dont think so

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: great. is it for the employment of a person or a company?

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: you can employ a company? well either way its a person

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: wait are you trying to figure out who i'm asking for

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: i'm not going to tell you its a secret

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: no, i dont give a shit. but the type of lawyer is different.

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: yeah you can employ a company, that's what pr firms and it shills specialize in.

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: okay so it's a person. with a contract about employment. do they want to break the contract or did someone else break the contract for them?

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: oh so im supposed to believe that for the first time ever you dont give a shit about making me spill secrets. i know you give a shit. stop lying

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: i think theyre breaking the contract. or maybe they want to prove the contract wasnt actually broken when they do a thing they assume their current employer is going to be mad about? im not sure

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: alright fine i'd love to know if you're poaching the kid of one of the like four evil fuckfaces with kids around here

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: but since you've got your panties in a twist about it i'll let it go for now. either you'll spill or something will go wrong eventually

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: Rika Hanamura. She's always up for a challenge.

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: i'm not poaching anything, okay? its not me doing shit. somebody just asked me about a lawyer so im asking you about a lawyer because you know scumbags

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: alright ill write that down.

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: i do know scumbags

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: this is true. some of them work for me.

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts:if someone special wants out of obsidian, they might need more than a lawyer to make it. remind them of that.

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: if some hypothetical person may or may not want out of obsidian i am very sure that they know that

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: also if they are hoping to get back lost wages tell them not to bother with a lawsuit just file an hr complaint

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: stop assuming this has to do with obsidian, you're leaping to conclusions

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: you said and i quote not working for your boss is probably a requirement unless they're just evil enough not to be loyal

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: pretty sure you didn't mean our mutual boss. but w/e, rika's alright. works for the city now.

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: your boss is an evil monster! i dont even know specifically who your boss is im just assuming. just because i prefer not to hire obsidian lawyers doesnt mean anything!

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: ill call her. thanks

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: i've never actually met my boss

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: so you could be right

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: np w/e

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: if its any consolation im not sure ive ever really met mine either

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: at least the paychecks clear, right

(PHONE) Fuyuko Yuuhi texts: yolo.gif

(PHONE) Kyouka Inai texts: for what its worth.