Texts: embarrassment central

Texts: embarrassment central
Date of Scene:	15 January 2024
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Chiyo texts Usagi after her unfortunate confession to Kazuo resulted in surprising new information.
Cast of Characters:	Usagi Tsukino, Chiyo Sakai

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(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Usagi-chan. Are you free for a minute?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino I'm free, what's up?

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: I did something really, really, really stupid.

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Oh! Oh, right, Ojiisan is doing much better by the way, I just... did something stupid after that.

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: I kind of confessed to Kazuo in front of Mamoru.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino how stupid?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino remember you're talking to me -

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino oh that's not that stupid!!! but aww!! chiyo-chan!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino i had no idea you liked kazuo-kun

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: It was so embarassing!

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Yeah, we had a really nice talk at the shop a couple of months ago. I hadn't really seen him since until the other night though.

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: He's really cute and sweet and he was going to teach me how to make baklava, and I was going to teach him how to make wagashi.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino you should still do that!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino don't let a little embarrassment stop you

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino you like sweets! and kazuo-kun needss more friends who aren't delinquents

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Oh, I will if he's up to it. I just didn't realize he and Mamoru were an item until then either.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino yeah they're like soulmates but not the star-crossed kind, more the loyal retainer who would fall on his sword for the leader who holds his heart sort

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: That's... Sweet. And now I'm picturing him dressed like a knight I did not need that mental image.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino haha sorry

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: lol it's okay. We're still friends at least.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino he's super cool and loves mamochan a lot, just like me! it's why we can share him

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: A kind of classic love triangle! Except Mamoru is the center.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino if it was a love triangle i'd definitely have to fight dirty but i think mamochan would cry if we made him choose

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: You read the wrong manga Usagi-chan. Or maybe I just. Read a lot of shoujo.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino GAAAAAASP

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino i read all the right manga!!! and all the best shoujo!!!! it's just!!!!!!! kazuo-kun! is too cool! he and i could never!!! we merely - the two of us are both admirers! lovers! havers! of mamochan!!!!!!!!!

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: lol That's what I mean Usagi-chan! I should send you some of that Korean Manwha that's out lately. There's a lot where they all just agree to love the same person and it's super sweet!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino OH YOU MEAN LIKE A HAREM

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino yeah i think mamochan and i would both have harems

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Not quite but I guess? Just not as fitting--Okay maybe not.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino i mean i've never dated anyone else

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino but i think mamochan would totally be happy for me if i had a girlfriend

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Ah, I see. It's unconventional but it sounds like you're all happy. So I'm happy for you. I just hope I can date someone other than fake-dating Koji some day!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino it works because kazuo-kun loves mamochan and i love mamochan and if mamochan dated a girl i would want to tear her face off

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino but kazuo-kun is not a girl <3

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: It was cute watching them both snuggling.

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Ah okay okay I'm going to stop sticking my foot in my mouth now

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino you're not!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino i've never really talked about it with anyone

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino venus-chan and mars-chan were both too busy going booooo don't date mamoru he's hematite and that's baaaaad

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino if i dont have girl talk i'll diiiiiie

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: lol. We can talk all you want now I guess! I get it. I'll get over my crush and it'll stop being weird on my part.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino i really thought you liked koji-kun i wont lie

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Oh, we discussed the possibility and it just didn't really fit us. We're really good friends now, though.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino aw i'm glad you talked about it

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino you're going to find the boy or girl or birl of your dreams i know it

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Of course we talked. Koji-kun is very reasonable and sweet. He'd really make someone happy someday, too, we just didn't have any spark.

(PHONE) Chiyo Sakai texts: Aww thank you Usagi-chan. I hope so!