Texts: she won't say anything

Texts: she won't say anything
Date of Scene:	20 November 2024
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Usagi and Mamoru text about Chibiusa's arrival.
Cast of Characters:	Usagi Tsukino, Mamoru Chiba

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(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: chibiusa and anko are here

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: they moved her IN with us!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: there is no way this is normal

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: ... what about falling out of my ceiling is normal

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: im glad shes there though

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: okay mr sassy pants

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i meant there's no way the school moving her in is normal!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: maybe she has mind control powers. or permanent furniture making powers

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: sorry :( its just that NONE of this is normal, and she has a magic thing that can do we dont know what. maybe it made paperwork.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: no i'm sorry it was true ❤️

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: its true she turned it into a desk table and a cup

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: she said she was my cousin and now she lives with naruchan and me and anko is making sad eyes because i only have some chopped up tuna instead of sashimi

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: she can come home any time, lol

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: she knows how to get in. i dont even know how she gets in, i dont ask

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: WAIT she LITERALLY moved in>>???

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i thought this was metaphor im so sorry

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: no im just trying to cover for the emotional impact of realizing we cant make out in your room anymore

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: (i didnt think it was metaphor at all)

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: SHE CAN GET HOME?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: ANKO JUST GO HOME - why am i texting her she can't read

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: yes she literally moved in. i also had to mourn.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: her bed is right next to mine. they moved my desk out and gave her a bunk bed with a desk underneath.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: my desk is literally under her bed!!!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: she sleeps right next to me! this is a disaster

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: and she's in kindergarten. there's no way we get out of class before a kindergartener

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: maybe you can just. detail luna to babysit

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: she's making herself your responsibility. i, uh. i know the feeling

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: but she's definitely not a ghost

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: I definitely told Luna that she has to babysit when we're in class

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: But... I don't know if she'll give us makeout breaks T-T

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: ...yeah. She says the only way she'll leave is with the Silver Crystal >.>

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: well just tell her that she can have it as long as she keeps in mind that you come with it, and i come with you

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: also, i don't mind watching her

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: scream.emoji rofl.emoji

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: put a pin in that

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: ...i think she really does need our help. i just don't know what's going on because she won't say anything

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i can probably get her to talk? she made you crazy in like .2 seconds flat

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: also is naru taking any watch time? also, the reason im asking is maybe you can come over and we can make out here :3

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: oh Anko just walked in. sashimi time

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: she makes me so crazy

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: she's so!!!! bratty!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: and then she does things like get real quiet when I ask if her parents are in trouble and i feel bad

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh naru-chan is definitely taking some watch time!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: she wHAT i was just talking to her?!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: we really do have too many magic cats

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: lololol you told her to go home and i DID say sashimi

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: incentive

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: and i dont think theres such a thing as too many magic cats

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: guess what i love you

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: and yeah im sure she needs our help. she's like five and fell out of a magic ceiling portal then ran away

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: awww guess what i love you too

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: you say that but there's luna and artemis and anko and bonito and vice president isn't a cat but he's here too when wako-chan comes

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: you ever think about how we were gonna have karaoke and now we have a kid

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: well i guess if we want more kids we'll have to plan more karaoke

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: so we're never doing karaoke again

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: ...at least until we graduate.