Texts: a tale of two sets of phones

Texts: a tale of two sets of phones
Date of Scene:	09 July 2024
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Usagi thinks Mamoru has two brothers. Takashi thinks Mamoru has two girlfriends. A conversation between all four occurs when Mamoru is kidnapped.
Cast of Characters:	Usagi Tsukino, Takashi Agera
Tinyplot:	Dark Kingdom Finale

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(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: hey do you have a burner phone

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: this is usagi

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: Hey Tsukino-san. This is Agera-san. What's up.

(PHONE) Sailor Moon texts: RIVENTON, THIS IS SAILOR MOON

(PHONE) Riventon texts: WHAT WHY CAPS

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: So, Agera-san, I know you're very busy with your job, Mamochan was always busy when he had a job like that, but, if you didn't see the news... Mamochan is missing.

(PHONE) Sailor Moon texts: THAT BITCH BERYL HAD MAMOCHAN KIDNAPPED

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: Like, missing how.

(PHONE) Riventon texts: WHAT WHY DOESN'T SHE LAY OFF

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: Are we talking didn't show up to school missing or nobody has seen him in days missing. It's been a while since he messaged me but he's busy I think.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: Like his room was flooded and one of his walls was broken and he's not answering his phone and no one has seen him.

(PHONE) Sailor Moon texts: I WISH I FUCKING KNEW. I wish I knew why she is DETERMINED to HARASS HIM FOREVER - no that's not why i texted you, can you. i know he's alive. he's not okay. is there anything you can find out?

(PHONE) Riventon texts: oh my god this is the absolute definition of 'girl he is just not that into you' - I'll see. by the heavens, this woman - she just has to mess with everything

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: That sounds like magic missing. that's no good.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: That's what I thought too. Only his half of the room is wet, and when that happened before, it was right after he quit his job, and I know it's longshot, but if he gets in touch with you can you let me know?

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I already have some suspicions about who's responsible. who's tall, creepy and obsessed

(PHONE) Sailor Moon texts: She ruins everything. It's what she does. But there's no way she's just - she kidnapped him for a reason and she's going to do something to him and I don't think she can mess with his head the way she did before, he was a kid then.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: Like, that creepy old lady he worked for before? He told me a little about her, but... she's really dangerous. If she had something to do with it... Agera-san, I can't tell you what to do, but you should... stay away.

(PHONE) Riventon texts: I hate my boss. I'm gonna see what I can do. I'll let you know as soon as I know something. she's up to something. more than usual I mean. speak to osaka-san.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: look I know where I work, dangerous stuff is the whole office. I have to do what I can for Mamoru-kun. I don't know what that is yet. maybe it's just telling Sailor Moon what I can, idk.

(PHONE) Sailor Moon texts: naru-chan? okay. okay, thank you.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i won't thank you, because like... you're doing it for mamochan. i get it. whatever you do, make sure no one knows it was you.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I mean you can still thank me. pretty sure you are gonna sleep badly till we find em.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: Luckily I've got practice going to school on no sleep. And... thank you.

(PHONE) Sailor Moon texts: We're getting close to...ending this. as soon as we have him? we're finishing this. you should make sure you and yours are busy

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: Comes with the territory. no problem. I bet it's Beryl though. But at least she's not gonna do anything harmful because she's got the fixation. probably.

(PHONE) Riventon texts: been trying to switch departments for weeks. she's gonna go off the deep end, Sunset style, I can just feel it. Especially knowing the past.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: I hope not. I really, really hope you're right.

(PHONE) Sailor Moon texts: I'm positive she is. She's getting stronger.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: okay, somebody let me know it's her. so take that for good or ill. but. it's something to start with. I'll see if I can slip him a file in a birthday cake or something

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i wish calling the police on her would actually do something, but, thank you for confirming. I'll... I'll tell the people I know who can do something about that.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: yeah that will do not-a-thing. but. I might know someone who can. not everyone here is a psycho. really most aren't.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: obviously. I mean, you're there.

(PHONE) Riventon texts: ...I think Beryl is moving out of the main office. all of the unimportant shit's here, but her crystal ball and stuff are gone

(PHONE) Sailor Moon texts: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

(PHONE) Riventon texts: I mean thart's good it means you can kick her ass without trying to kick everyone's ass. checking my emails and shit now. I've been kind of avoiding her. cause she's a creepy freaky lady

(PHONE) Sailor Moon texts: okay. okay. we can handle this. she can't keep him forever. we just need to figure out where she'd take him. the creepy zone makes him sick, he told me, so she probably can't keep him there, and he's still... i can still feel him, so he's *somewhere*...

(PHONE) Sailor Moon texts: a creepy freaky lady who would happily destroy the whole planet, i don't blame you for avoiding her. okay, so he's not in obsidian, that's a good thing, that's a good sign because she won't have back up

(PHONE) Riventon texts: not sure if I'm more annoyed or happy I don't know where she's gone yet. like kind of feel left behind but on the other hand she's awful. maybe she'll send for me and I can figure out where

(PHONE) Riventon texts: like obviously it's super-inconvenient for finding Mamoru but in a general sense.

(PHONE) Riventon texts: okay I'm gonna see if I can find my stuff she stole. mamoru should be in the same spot. or close to them

(PHONE) Riventon texts: looks like I'm not sleeping, she's way off the grid right now

(PHONE) Riventon texts: all she left me was instructions to do friggin' paperwork -_-

(PHONE) Sailor Moon texts: embezzle from her office funds.