Texts: i do not want a fruit basket

Texts: i do not want a fruit basket
Date of Scene:	05 June 2024
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Sailor Moon texts Riventon with an apology about blasting him. It's a surprise first for the boy genius of Obsidian.
Cast of Characters:	Usagi Tsukino, Takashi Agera

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(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: hi this is sailor moon, don't block me

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: sorry i blasted you, i thought it would be safe for you since you were in a pile with kunzite and glitter. kunzite doesn't take any damage from purification hits and all so when you jumped in front and got like demolished i freaked out a little

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i mean it was kind of a dick move to go after another crystal when you already have one but also mamochan only has so many brothers and it wasn't like the fight was going anywhere fast, i didn't mean for you to get hurt. do you want a fruit basket?

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I... huh. I've never had anyone apologize for blasting me.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: really? that seems mean

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: it's good to know you didn't mean for that to happen

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: at least.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I do not want a fruit basket but I appreciate the offer?

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I wouldn't have tried to push through it if I didn't need it to not die, though. so it's not entirely your fault. my boss kinda sucks

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: probably for the best, fruit baskets get like, really waxy, idk if you ever noticed

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: yeah she's a huge bitch. kinda sucks that you work for her but i guess its not entirely your choice

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: Yeah, I can't say that if I left my replacement would be as uninterested in stabbing me as I am stabbing 'Traitor Hematite' too

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: plus all the other reasons that make it impossible

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: mm, yeah that's fair, appreciate the lack of stabbing hemachan

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i like him without extra holes in him. favorite setting

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: so uh

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: glitter. is she uh, new?

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: she is... making the best of a very difficult situation. but yes, as you've noticed, also a headache

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: so like idk how to say this... well... so i'm just gonna ask outright

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: is this like a hemachan situation where maybe we should like, hustle her out of there, or more like a catra situation orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: like dont get me wrong i totally get that you probably don't want us to keep stealing people from you guys buuuut

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: she's free to leave anytime she wants, but there's reasons she wants to not do that. she's keeping it from her friends for some reason and I'm honoring that, so I can't say more till she does

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: closer to Catra than Hema

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: no that's fine, i mean, no offense, but, if she's your problem and she's not in like, trouble, then that means i have more time to figure out how to kill beryl without like, dying again first.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: also yeah yeah you're with obsidian so you can't help with that whatever you can tell your boss i want to kill her so you don't have to like, be a baby traitor

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I think the feeling is mutual

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh sweet that's great

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: somehow I feel like this isn't news since she did it once before. I think.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: Maybe. right now I'm on my girlfriend's couch and she's making me homemade pies and stuff so I gotta admit I'm not in a real hurry yet.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: tbh the only rest I get is when stuff like this happens

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh worm i wouldn't want to leave either that's great

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: but also maybe you should like, fake sick more

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: sleep is great

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: too many things to do.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: counter argument: more sleep makes brain go brrrr

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: wait actually its probably good for us if your brain doesnt go brrrr, continue

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: hah. but it was nice of you to apologize, really. I'm sorry if you get in my way and I have to blast you. My work is not about Obsidian, it's bigger than they are. or. well. maybe not bigger but different.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: no i get it, we're like, different sides. i mean you've been kind of a jerk before but i think its a contractual obligation. um, long as you don't like, make it personal or drop me in a hospital it's cool ig

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: hazard of the job

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: yeah. I'll try not to. your bf would be sad and I try to avoid that where he makes it possible to do so

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: he can make suuuuch sad faces

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: Oh I know. frankly I have that problem with a lot of people

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i don't really want to wish you good luck with your endeavors bc i feel like that's gonna involve more stealing from people, but like, stay safe. enjoy the couch time

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I wish you good luck in staying away from me when I'm doing stuff!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: if only!! do you know how many dates obsidian ruins???

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: you should try hunting witches for a date.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i mean this wasn't a date, but, the principle of the matter!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: mamochan doesn't like witches

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: well, more for us then!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: wait what are you doing with witches. are you killing them or studying them

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: yes to both?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: well the first one is good and the second one is bad!!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: please don't make a zombie plague.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I will not do anything that will intentionally lead to a zombie plague

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i'm sighing. i want you to know i'm sighing, because i know that's the best i'll get

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I was kidding anyways. I can't imagine anything I'd do that would lead to that. normally I'd say 'zombie stuff is for movies anyways' but since the last two years frankly anything can happen so I'm afraid to make direct promises when it's so frickin' strange now

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I mean realistically can YOU 100% promise nothing you do will somehow lead to a zombie plague?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: yes! i don't think reading manga, eating snacks, getting detention, and killing youma will lead to a zombie plague.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: what if you pick up and read a magically cursed manga and it unleashes one

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: after the painting that turned people into mermaids i could buy that

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: damn that'd be wild

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: there was that time a mangaka got his hands possessed too.... rip

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: see? I didn't even know about all of that. I was just guessing. so that's why I couldn't promise. open a box that's like 'really cool weapon to fight evil' and it's cursed and bam. zombie plague. This is why I have to do research, so we don't accidentally everything gone

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: man can you imagine opening a box that said really cool weapon and its a zombie plague

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: that would suck. i don't know if you can kill a plague with lasers

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: Mamoru just told me there was already cursed manga. see. bam. not crazy.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: unfortunately

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I'm gonna eat this danish, which is sticky, so no more texting for a bit. stay safe out there. you know. mostly.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: you too!