Texts: i hope you got to kick him into next week

Texts: i hope you got to kick him into next week
Date of Scene:	06 September 2024
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Usagi texts Mamoru after Scene 1931, to talk about revelations regarding two enemies: Kyubey and La Crima.
Cast of Characters:	Usagi Tsukino, Mamoru Chiba

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(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: mamochan that sociopathic little rat is such an ASSHOLE

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yes

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i presume youre talking about qb

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: like not your brother

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: YEAH that little shithead.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: not the one related to me. that one i like. contractually.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: hehehe

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: what did qb do now

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: he told us his like, dumb idea behind why he does all that with the puella.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: it's to like, stop entropy, because i guess when a puella witches, it releases energy?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: and he says like, the BEST source of energy EVER is the emotional energy of preteen and teenage girls! what a creep!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: wtf thats gross

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: like??? ??

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: for many reasons but FIRST off WTF

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: right?!?! like what the hell

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i told him off and said we'd warn everyone and he was like blahblahblah eventually you'll forget and guess what

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i told him i'd live thousands of years just like Mother and always stand in his way and he totally bought it

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: GOOD

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: let that little fucker run scared for once. or i guess inconvenienced

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i think they do have feelings. i mean. who's SO worried about the end of the universe unless they can be worried, right?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: that makes sense. well, i mean, it makes sense for humans, idk about them or what makes them function

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: but itd be great to just get one upset

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: he said they'd leave earth if we could give up the power of madoka-chan but like first of all fuck off and second of all fuck off again! like we'd ever

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: oh hes REALLY nervous about that, huh :D

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: he was all well its logical to sacrifice a few, dont we humans think its morally good to self-sacrifice. ha! like us humans agree on anything

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: is he christian or something

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i think he read a bible or smth, i guess. he was just trying to manipulate us

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: as if THAT would work

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: seriously

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i hope you got to kick him into next week

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i said i wouldnt him if he came out instead of talking in my head from nowhere like a creep

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: but la crima sure did

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: ... right also la crima was there. her name is norie?? she goes to our school too which i mean. sure. who doesnt.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: OH I SHOULDNNT HAVE SAID THAT BUT IM SURE YOU KNOW CUZ SHE WORKS FOR RIV

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yeah lol i already knew

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: no worries

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: is it wrong that i want to cuddle you when you're full of righteous indignation

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: oop that was out loud

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: <33333 noooo

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: tell me more

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: :D <3

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh right keep it a secret from riventon but norie was asking us for help

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: She came with Amy to meet Molly, and see if she could scan her. But Molly's device isn't very good at that, so we just talked instead.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: she wants it a secret bc riventon Is trying to fix her too. But he thinks dark energy will do it and she doesn't want to hurt his feelings by saying she doesn't think it'll work

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i'll keep it secret dw. riv has some really dumb ideas about how the universe works but its bc hes got so much dark energy

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: anyway its nice to hear she wants help

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: instead of to eat souls

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: be rly careful

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: yeah i didn't promise anything but it sounds like she needs a body

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: makes me wonder if we could do that.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: he's dumb but nice sometimes so maybe some day he'll chill tf out

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: himeko needed a body too. what is it with dark energy ghosts

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: anyway i'll tell you more about your righteous indignation when you get back :3

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: I was thinking about himeko too, and i feel like there's got to be a way

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: and it would be good if she was not a dark energy vampire that ate people. that would be nice.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: <typing. typing. typing.>

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yeah.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i think qb still doesn't know exactly what madoka-chan can do so thats good. i hope he seethes.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i still can't get over he tried to bribe you guys for it with leaving our planet. like as if they'd ever leave in the lifetime of humanity

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: right?! like sell me a better one. amy-chan immediately was like "and another one of you would come right over huh" and he didn't say anything

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: and i mean yeah, like we'd just give him the only power we have over the messes he makes of girls

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: SUCH a creep

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: he was all oh i could go somewhere else where you aren't like what a dick what a creep

Endymion — 09/13/2024 10:33 AM

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: we can definitely talk about la crima later, i just need to figure out what i'm thinking about her first, btw

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: no worries. i mean i would have complicated feelings too if she stabbed one of my girls!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: it's more than that, but i have to sort out what i think is just inherently her and what is probably the dark energy talking/acting... when she is composed of entirely dark energy

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: generally speaking, dark energy is just... purify it, let the spirit out to be free from corrupting influence

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: she used to be human. but now she is a being made of corruption.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i have complicated feelings in addition to the 'she stabbed nephrite' part. also her whole not shutting up about dusk zone ecology

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: idk

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: the dusk zone has ecology??? i know that's not the point but what

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: i'm woogling, isn't ecology like ok its studying animals and plants right? what

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: she's a "dusk zone conservationist"

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: well that's dumb

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: there is stuff that grows there and lives there and she's protective of it

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: but also, I know what you mean. She's... got nothing but the dark energy. If you purify her more, she's just a cloud. And if I tried hard enough, maybe I'd just outright end up killing her.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: and when she kidnapped naru and hinoiri we talked about doing it. but now...

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: madoka-chan saved witches, when all we used to do was kill. and i guess it makes me wonder if we can make la crima better, and what she'd... be like.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: that makes sense. it really might just be a grudge against her on my part that i have to work past.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: maybe, but you're allowed. it's not like we're jesus-san's friends.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: lol. yeah, but a grudge shouldn't stop me from doing the right thing, which in this case would be helping look for a way to save her

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: yeah, but you'll get there. my mamochan always ends up doing the right thing, even when it really annoys you.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: or else you would have drowned your brother a long time ago! ❤️ 🎉

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: LMAO 💕

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: ok, ok. i'll think on it and see if i can come up with any ideas

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: and in the meantime qb is a dick \o/

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: yeah and you can even punt him as hard as you can because he's an immortal loser

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: it is so satisfying trying to kick him into the sun

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: molly threatened to kick him in the balls and he said he doesn't have any, hahah.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: hahahaha yeah he doesnt have a brain either

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: oh man you know what i just realized

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts: he's perfect for target practice.