Texts: like an evil snow globe

Texts: like an evil snow globe
Date of Scene:	24 December 2025
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	The boys react to Mamoru never having existed for six seconds.
Cast of Characters:	Mamoru Chiba, Zoisite, Kazuo Saitou, Usagi Tsukino, Nephrite, Jadeite
Tinyplot:	The Nightmare Nexus

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11:03 PM

Izou TXT: wtf

Izou TXT: wtf

11:04 PM

Masato TXT: Is it possible to have a stroke and fully recover in Henshin immediately

11:05 PM

Izou TXT: you're fully recovered??

11:05 PM

Masato TXT: Those 'wtfs' are a mixed blessing, okay

Masato TXT: Gas leak??

11:05 PM

Kazuo TXT: Location checkins, please.

11:06 PM

Izou TXT: hotel ballroom. Im taking a break right now

11:06 PM

Masato TXT: School tennis club.

Masato TXT: Damn.

11:07 PM

Izou TXT: Kazuo where are you??

Izou TXT: where is mamoru??

11:07 PM

Mamoru TXT: w usa

Mamoru TXT: im ok

11:08 PM

Izou TXT: are you sure?!

11:08 PM

Masato TXT: What was that about?

11:09 PM

Izou TXT: what happened

11:09 PM

Kazuo TXT: Server room. No sign of anything getting in. Logs don't show an interruption. Will meet you at the ballroom, Izou.

11:09 PM

Mamoru TXT: ask her

11:09 PM

Izou TXT: [adds Usagi Tsukino to the Group Chat]

Izou TXT: what happened

11:10 PM

Masato TXT: Dropping Henshin didn't make me a Yakuza again, that's good, right?

11:10 PM

Izou TXT: what are you talking about???

11:10 PM

Masato TXT: For a second there I thought Henshin fixed things

11:11 PM

Kazuo TXT: Amendment: will meet Izou at the ballroom after I remove Anko from her attempt to permanently attach to my shoulders.

11:11 PM

Usagi TXT: nightmare erased him from reality

Usagi TXT: i broke it open to get him back

11:11 PM

Izou TXT: EXCUSE ME?!

11:11 PM

Masato TXT: How do you break a nightmare open, Usagi-chan?

Masato TXT: What like an evil snow globe?

Masato TXT: Was it an illusion, then? What the hell?

11:12 PM

Usagi TXT: no

11:12 PM

Kazuo TXT: By needing to, apparently, Masato. Usagi, I am buying you every new ice cream flavor for the next year.

11:12 PM

Usagi TXT: i broke reality open

11:12 PM

Masato TXT: Fucking hell

11:12 PM

Izou TXT: So it was real??

11:12 PM

Usagi TXT: i don't really know how, i just needed him back

Usagi TXT: the unfinished girl makes it so no one ever existed

11:13 PM

Masato TXT: Nightmares can erase or overwrite reality now?

11:13 PM

Usagi TXT: the girl she took before mamoru doesn't have an identity anymore

11:13 PM

Izou TXT: unfinished girl can CTRL+DELETE herself

11:13 PM

Usagi TXT: no one remembers her. we took her home

Usagi TXT: bad idea

Usagi TXT: she's coming to the school now we just gotta get her a dorm or something for now

11:14 PM

Izou TXT: how are you sure she won't do this again??

11:14 PM

Mamoru TXT: usagi killed it

11:14 PM

Usagi TXT: i finished her with purifying light

Usagi TXT: aoi-chan's just a victim

11:15 PM

Izou TXT: okay ill accept that

Izou TXT: how is mamoru rn?

11:16 PM

Usagi TXT: mamochan is going to be okay he's just really fucked up because the people still exist even when they don't exist for the rest of us and he got first girl'd in the horror movie

11:16 PM

Masato TXT: Understatement

11:17 PM

Izou TXT: I will add a second helping of every ice cream flavor to Kazuos offer

11:17 PM

Mamoru TXT: lmao but yeah orz pls dont kill me i ran upstairs in the slasher movie purely without thinking

11:18 PM

Usagi TXT: good idea on the ice cream.

11:18 PM

Izou TXT: ....we need to set horror movie rules, your highness...

11:18 PM

Masato TXT: Classic mistake but also I may throw up

11:18 PM

Usagi TXT: thanks for not destroying anything in the few seconds he never existed for us all

11:18 PM

Mamoru TXT: masa: you wont be the first one today

11:19 PM

Izou TXT: i almost committed arson, usagi

11:19 PM

Masato TXT: If you guys ever see me with tattoos I'm half way to being a Dark General again

Masato TXT: Just FYI

11:19 PM

Izou TXT: dw itll be on sight, Nephrite

11:20 PM

Usagi TXT: almost isn't doing so thanks still counts

11:21 PM

Mamoru TXT: that was really scary you guys

11:21 PM

Masato TXT: I have absolutely taken another massive bat to the knees in terms of feeling rock solid in my identity again, though, so that's awesome

11:21 PM

Izou TXT: you mean a racket to the knee

11:22 PM

Usagi TXT: that's because mamochan is a morality chain for like, 3 quarters of you

11:22 PM

Mamoru TXT: who do you think is off the hook

11:22 PM

Izou TXT: 3 quarters for the three of us.

11:23 PM

Usagi TXT: i think masato is equal parts you and makochan

11:23 PM

Mamoru TXT: fair

11:24 PM

Kazuo TXT: Cat detached and bribed. On my way. Mamoru, have you considered using "would my previous roommate do this? (y/n)" as a standard for actions

11:25 PM

Izou TXT: will you pick me up, kazuo?

11:25 PM

Masato TXT: I think I need Mamoru to exist in my life to even like myself.

11:26 PM

Mamoru TXT: long distance hug

11:26 PM

Izou TXT: I think that's true for me and tamaki as well

11:27 PM

Mamoru TXT: you guys though you wanna know how usa saved me basically

11:27 PM

Usagi TXT: [three dots repeating over and over]

Usagi TXT: we'll stay at the school until you get here kazuo-kun

11:27 PM

Izou TXT: she broke reality

11:27 PM

Masato TXT: I want the specifics, yes

11:28 PM

Mamoru TXT:

11:28 PM

Izou TXT: love saves all, etc

11:28 PM

Usagi TXT: EW IT WAS NOT WITH MY TONGUE

11:28 PM

Mamoru TXT: AHAHAHAHA

11:28 PM

Masato TXT: I no longer want specifics

11:29 PM

Usagi TXT: we were in moon space

11:29 PM

Izou TXT: the gengar is missing odangos and chubby cheeks

11:29 PM

Tamaki TXT: GUYS I JUST FOUND MY PHONE I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM

11:29 PM

Usagi TXT: i broke it open until it showed me where he was

11:30 PM

Izou TXT: IT WASNT A DREAM, SCROLL UP!!!

11:30 PM

Usagi TXT: and then i used a NON TONGUE, MAGIC RIBBON, to pull him out

11:30 PM

Tamaki TXT: WHAT

11:30 PM

Usagi TXT: NO TONGUES INVOLVED

11:30 PM

Izou TXT: SCROLL UP AND READ

11:30 PM

Masato TXT: Doubt

11:30 PM

Mamoru TXT: oh shit how's the corn

11:30 PM

Tamaki TXT: It feels very shucked

Tamaki TXT: I'm so confused

11:31 PM

Kazuo TXT: :Izou: yes, bodily if necessary

11:31 PM

Izou TXT: tama, it happened, mamoru glitched.

11:31 PM

Mamoru TXT: i love you all but im overwhelmed and silencing notifs

11:32 PM

Izou TXT: Kazuo: I can walk. Just make sure I don't have a lighter and gasoline on me.

11:32 PM

Tamaki TXT: [ typing dots linger for a long time, then stop ]

Tamaki TXT: I'm glad that you exist again

Tamaki TXT: That was really not cool

11:33 PM

Izou TXT: ...or anything about bombs in my phone..

11:33 PM

Tamaki TXT: Thank you for ribboning him out xx

11:33 PM

Kazuo TXT: :Izou: Did not specify physically necessary.

11:33 PM

Usagi TXT: of course

Usagi TXT: i really hope someone we know decides to become a therapist

11:34 PM

Tamaki TXT: That was so crazy

11:34 PM

Mamoru TXT: i mean someone besides me

11:35 PM

Masato TXT: I don't, Usagi-chan. I don't want to subject anybody I have to see on a daily basis to any of this.

11:35 PM

Usagi TXT: you're supposed to be on notifs off mamochan!!

11:35 PM

Mamoru TXT: im lookin of34er your shoulder XD

11:36 PM

Usagi TXT: i like all of you guys but also if mamochan doesn't exist I'm pretty sure all four of you were going to do supervillain shit

11:36 PM

Izou TXT: Kazuo: I owe you so many kisses for being in my life.

11:36 PM

Tamaki TXT: That's not true!! I ran an ice creamery ToT;

11:36 PM

Mamoru TXT: an evil ice creamery

11:36 PM

Usagi TXT: every last one of us needs therapy

Usagi TXT: good on you tamakun im proud

11:37 PM

Izou TXT: note to self, do not buy usagi ice cream from tamakis shop

11:37 PM [ Mamoru Chiba has notifications silenced. ]

11:37 PM

Masato TXT: I will consider therapy. Maybe.

11:38 PM

Izou TXT: I don't have time for therapy rn

11:38 PM

Kazuo TXT: Usagi: apparently five people I like in a city is enough to keep me only tempted to do supervillain shit. Granted, one of them was Makoto.

Kazuo TXT: Izou, I think your gardens are therapy.

11:39 PM

Usagi TXT: proud of you too kazuo-kun

11:40 PM

Izou TXT: Usagi: super villain sounds accurate.

Izou TXT: are they? I had a garden too in whatever happened

Izou TXT: just get here, Kazuo. Please

Izou TXT: I want to hug mamoru

11:42 PM

Masato TXT: I'm going to go see Mako-chan for a while.

11:42 PM

Usagi TXT: we'll be at my dorm

11:42 PM

Izou TXT: tama?

11:43 PM

Izou TXT: want me to send pictures, tama?

Izou TXT: videos?

11:44 PM

Tamaki TXT: Yes! Maybe call in a bit. I'm on the porch now.

11:44 PM

Izou TXT: drink some chamomile. Ill keep you updated

11:44 PM

Tamaki TXT: Thank you.

11:44 PM

Kazuo TXT: ETA 4 minutes, Izou. Meet you inside or out?

11:44 PM

Izou TXT: outside. Im packing up.