Texts: really glad none of you would be doing felonies

Texts: really glad none of you would be doing felonies
Date of Scene:	24 December 2025
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Usagi speaks with her girls after Mamoru didn't exist for six seconds. She's really glad they're more stable than the boys.
Cast of Characters:	Usagi Tsukino, Hotaru Tomoe, Setsuna Meiou, Rei Hino, Chibiusa Tsukino, Makoto Kino
Tinyplot:	The Nightmare Nexus

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Usagi Tsukino has posed: [a text to all the senshi girls from Usagi ]

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:love you guys

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:really glad that even if i didn't exist pretty much none of you would be like, doing felonies and supervillainy

(PHONE) Setsuna Meiou texts:Bold of you to assume.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:I'm 90% sure you all have moral compasses that don't point to me!

(PHONE) Chibiusa Tsukino texts:... I should probably just not comment.

(PHONE) Chibiusa Tsukino texts:I mean. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do it a second time.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:okay but i dont really have to worry about you going arson and yakuza and whatever kazuo-kun thought about and then decided against

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:you, chibiusa-chan, are a good girl

(PHONE) Chibiusa Tsukino texts:Of course I am! >_<

(PHONE) Rei Hino texts:this line of discussion is somewhat concerning.

(PHONE) Hotaru Tomoe texts:... I'm not old enough to do felonies, but I can't promise I won't do super villainy when I grow up.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:mamochan stopped existing for a few seconds

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:i fixed it

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:in the world with no mamochan all the boys were at least thinking about it

(PHONE) Chibiusa Tsukino texts:I only know I had a weird vibe a moment ago but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with Mamochan.

(PHONE) Chibiusa Tsukino texts:Oh yeah that makes sense

(PHONE) Makoto Kino texts:that’s not any less concerning but also not really surprising

(PHONE) Rei Hino texts:Hotaru-chan, you're not allowed to follow Mamoru's ONE brother into super villany.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:stopped existing, never existed, idk ami-chan could probably have explained better if she was there

(PHONE) Hotaru Tomoe texts:What? No. I wanna be my OWN super villain!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:hotaru-chan you're not allowed to be a supervillain

(PHONE) Rei Hino texts:What has the ability to do that because it's super concerning to read this, I'm just going to tell you now

(PHONE) Hotaru Tomoe texts:I could do it with style! And wait, what? He stopped... like, in a dream kind of thing?

(PHONE) Makoto Kino texts:for the record Usagichan you are not allowed to blink out of existence

(PHONE) Makoto Kino texts:even if none of us would be doing felonies

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:no he was gone for real i think. no one remembered him

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:don't worry i really, really don't want to blink out either

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:there's kind of a new girl at school who no one remembers ever existed except emi-chan. really hoping we can fix that.

(PHONE) Rei Hino texts:I swear.

(PHONE) Chibiusa Tsukino texts:Oh we have a mysterious transfer student.

(PHONE) Makoto Kino texts:sounds lonely

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:yeah. her name is aoi-chan and her family doesn't remember her anymore.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:neither do her friends.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:we'll fix it.

(PHONE) Chibiusa Tsukino texts:three dots for a bit ... that's really sad.

(PHONE) Chibiusa Tsukino texts:Is she okay?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:I really don't think so, but she's trying to be.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:but in addition to all that i'm just really glad that all of you probably wouldn't be on the verge of like a billion jillion felonies without me

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:i told them we all need therapy lol.

(PHONE) Hotaru Tomoe texts:... A mysterious transfer student? That... that's never fun to be...

(PHONE) Makoto Kino texts:you’re probably not wrong, Usagichan 😅

(PHONE) Makoto Kino texts:maybe I should plant some wasurenagusa

(PHONE) Hotaru Tomoe texts:Okay, I was joking before about becoming a super villain but like... what did the shittenou do the moment Mamoru wasn't there?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:they didn't do anything but in the brief flash of a life that had no mamochan one was thinking about supervillain stuff, one was thinking about arson and bombs, one was in the yakuza, and one had an ice cream shop

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:really bad odds!

(PHONE) Makoto Kino texts:I don’t really wanna know but I think I know who was who

(PHONE) Hotaru Tomoe texts:... At least they dream big?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:no.

(PHONE) Chibiusa Tsukino texts:If there was no Mamochan then I guess there'd be no cat cafe either.

(PHONE) Hotaru Tomoe texts:NO!

(PHONE) Hotaru Tomoe texts:Okay, now I am doubly committed to ensuring this never happens.

(PHONE) Chibiusa Tsukino texts:Well, Usagi-chan. We might not be potential supervillains, but I think we'd be lonely.

(PHONE) Makoto Kino texts:of course we would be

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts:aw guys i'd be lonely without any of you too

Hotaru Tomoe has posed: Hotaru had to put her phone down at that point, because while she'd been trying to be silly, and fun, and playful, the topic was terrifying. But ohhh, that was a line to knock the air out of her lungs.

(PHONE) Setsuna Meiou texts: ...been there. Done that. Don't ever want to again.