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From Radiant Heart MUSH
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| Date of Scene: | 23 February 2025 |
| Location: | Texts |
| Synopsis: | Following 2355/Awaken, oh Mistress 9, Mamoru texts the Shitennou about the situation with Hotaru. They have... reactions. CW: Inappropriate language, crass humor. |
| Cast of Characters: | Mamoru Chiba, Kazuo Saitou, Jadeite, Nephrite, Zoisite, Usagi Tsukino |
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: idk who knows but hotaru/yokina/firefly/sailor charon turned into a monster lady again and this time she stayed that way, and by the way she might be the senshi of death and rebirth who ended the world after it got rekt, so rip
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: fuck you man what the fuck man
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: ah.
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yeah that one. @zoisite
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: nephrite like im psure i was clear c_c
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: you were very clear, i am objecting to reality for a second. is she an evil lady who can end the world again or a different way
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: fuck you man
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: do it yourself, coward
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: lmaooooo
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: i would but i like living
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: chicken shit
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: LMAOOOO
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: and proud of it, dying fucking sucked
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: anyway, losers aside, any idea of how to approach this death bitch?
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: ok jfc listen shes a civilization-ender who could also be a world-ender
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: does your princess claim her?
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: but the problem is yeah technically.
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: yeah see that's why i was saying what the fuck
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: can we harm her??
- (PHONE) Kazuo Saitou texts: rule #1
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: because there's no chance this gets to be simple.
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: where's the line??
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yeah sorry we have to negotiate that one wth usagi
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: ... ... ...
- (PHONE) Kazuo Saitou texts: the line is: back usagi and her girls. if usagi says go for it, we go.
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: ... ... ...
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: ... ... ...
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: ... ... ...
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: ok.
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: as much as i dislike it, i understand, because if one of you dipshits went rogue again i wouldn't want a senshi handling it.
- (PHONE) Kazuo Saitou texts: she did it for us, now we return the favor.
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: i include myself in the dipshits.
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: if i go rogue again please let the senshi handle it
- (PHONE) Jadeite texts: query. can we help get her to stay in one plce so that usagi can power wash the darkness out?
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: are you going to call a meeting with usagi and the rest of the senshi so we will know where the lines are drawn until she gives us permission to go all out sans killing part?
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yes tamachan you get an a+ in crowd control ideas
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: now as we all know i'm totally down to get my ass kicked for the sake of a good plan
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: no, zoisite. i'm going to ask kazuo to handle the rest of your question
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: but can i get a pulse check on how bad it was
- (PHONE) Kazuo Saitou texts: betting on "run the fuck away" bad
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: jadeiteite gave me whatever energy he had left so i could douse one of her underlings on fire and that only barely put a dent on her. i was at full energy.
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: boss level
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: like mid-beryl maybe? like not metaliberyl but like director
- (PHONE) Kazuo Saitou texts: ah. so rule 1 and don't die
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: great. so we have to fight a beryl and also pull our punches.
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: we're not gonna run into her in the street though
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: well, the things we do for love
and so our prince can get laid
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: lissen buddy
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: i didn't object!
- (PHONE) Jadeite texts:if we purify the shit out of her, maybe we can push her out of the body she's in?
- (PHONE) Jadeite texts:well. not we per se. but that means we gotta make sure she can't bail as everyone who can purify goes ham.
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: haha. just a minute
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: ... ... ...
- (PHONE)Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: hey can the guys attack mistress 9
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: nephrite?
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: yes?
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: also what happened when you did try to purify her bc like i know it happened
- (PHONE)Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba: i mean if they don't they'll probably die so nonlethals pls but yeah
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: like nothing
- (PHONE) Jadeite texts:it bounced off. so we need to figure out how to bust through her defenses too 🤔
- (PHONE)Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino: ok ty
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: damn lowkey wish i had had some of that
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: would have been way more effective
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: usako says you can attack but nonlethals pls
- (PHONE) Jadeite texts:yes but then you wouldn't be so pretty today
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: for both our sakes, could you cook me some rice?
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: yeah ok. the elephant will be singing the song of his people
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: non lethals, fine
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: don't make me out to be the asshole here. but thank you for bitching to my face.
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: dude you're not the asshole here
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: have you met us? we're like the designated assholes for the next decade
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: lmao ok
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: plus not going to lie. kinda glad we can't kill shot
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: ...me too.
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: for a few reasons haha
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: nono, bring the gif back
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: wow wrong gif then fumbled the phone under the bed hahahaha no
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: tsk
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: lol
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: aww buddy you do care
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: dude, i love you.
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: i love all of you. even zoisite's bitch ass.
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i know :)
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: good, please cook me the rice
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: and like that wasnt a declaration of war it was just ^_^
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: you're not the boss of me, so you can't be telling me that. you'll have to be more specific.
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: it's already in the cooker
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: yeah yeah xo mf xo
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: two bros chillin in the hot tub five feet apart
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: he's not my type
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: im sorry nephrite i stg i didnt mean to straightshame you
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: i dont think i can get straightshamed i dont think straight people are allowed to call that
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: also its true have you seen the size of this place. all we have to do is sit on the couch to reenact that meme
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: thankfully i dont get cold feet or it'd be under your ass, respectfully, for warmth
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: 💀
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: the greatness of my ass can even warm your cold bones
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: if only you knew how to twerk
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: bathe more often before taking that any further in this chat
- (PHONE) Jadeite texts:wait. zoisite,can you twerk??
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: jesus christ
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: what a disrespectful question.
- (PHONE) Nephrite texts: you can't just ask a man if he can twerk
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: hahahahahahahahaha
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: go bathe, jadeite. last i saw you, you were all bruised up.
- (PHONE) Zoisite texts: shoo
- (PHONE) Jadeite texts:wait, i thought you had to go bathe before you started twerking. or is it nephrite's ass...?
- (PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: notifications silenced
