Texts: my brother's life and a vodka and tonic

Texts: my brother's life and a vodka and tonic
Date of Scene:	02 August 2025
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Mamoru tells the Shitennou about the upcoming Brotherfight Part 2.
Cast of Characters:	Mamoru Chiba, Kazuo Saitou, Nephrite, Zoisite
Tinyplot:	Brotherfight

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Today at 10:58 PM

Mamoru TXT: so i'm going to be fistfighting riv at home for the Fuckin Crystal he looted from beryl

Today at 11:00 PM

Izou TXT: ill bring popcorn

Today at 11:00 PM

Mamoru TXT: only one shitennou present pls

Today at 11:00 PM

Izou TXT: >:(

Today at 11:01 PM

Mamoru TXT: im bringing saturn as a healer too, and telling him he can bring norie OR glimmer

Today at 11:01 PM

Masato TXT: Unsurprised and unavoidable.

Today at 11:02 PM

Mamoru TXT: if i don't get the crystal i'm telling usagi, kazuo, and chibiusa-chan who riventon is

Mamoru TXT: and he knows it

Today at 11:02 PM

Masato TXT: Fuck man

Masato TXT: Why's he gotta be like this

Masato TXT: I mean yeah I know why but why

Today at 11:03 PM

Kazuo TXT: hell of a drug &c

Today at 11:03 PM

Mamoru TXT: poor fucker was born with dark energy

Today at 11:03 PM

Izou TXT: why dont you just steal it?

Today at 11:04 PM

Mamoru TXT: it's wired into his Device

Today at 11:04 PM

Izou TXT: and?

Today at 11:04 PM

Kazuo TXT: would like to speak with universe's manager, born with dark energy is just unfair

Today at 11:04 PM

Mamoru TXT: It would hurt Axion

Today at 11:04 PM

Masato TXT: And it's Riv, he's not letting that thing go without violence.

Today at 11:05 PM

Mamoru TXT: it is just unfair.

Today at 11:05 PM

Masato TXT: I hate this. The whole thing.

Today at 11:05 PM

Izou TXT: you're saying it would hurt axion if you took the crystal out?

Today at 11:05 PM

Mamoru TXT: So do I!

Mamoru TXT: Yes. It's currently threaded through his personality circuits. Motherf

Today at 11:06 PM

Izou TXT: so you're hurting axion one way or another.

Today at 11:06 PM

Masato TXT: I'm going to be making mocktails in the kitchens if anybody wants to be sad drunk with me without being drunk

Today at 11:07 PM

Izou TXT: i want actual alcohol

Today at 11:08 PM

Kazuo TXT: Riv can presumably remove it safely. Probably.

Today at 11:08 PM

Mamoru TXT: but riv knows exactly how pissed i am, and he's equally pissed at me, and he's removing the gem from axion the slow proper meister way, and we're gonna rearrange each other's faces with screaming rage insults

Today at 11:09 PM

Kazuo TXT: ah. brotherhood.

Kazuo TXT: see you in a few, Masato

Today at 11:09 PM

Mamoru TXT: and if he doesn't gimme the gem, no matter who wins the fight, i'm telling on him

Today at 11:09 PM

Masato TXT: When he pulled that shit out at the fight I felt my whole colon invert

Masato TXT: I'll fix you a highball

Today at 11:10 PM

Mamoru TXT: that's remarkably disgusting

Today at 11:10 PM

Masato TXT: So is what he's doing

Today at 11:10 PM

Mamoru TXT: yes but one has a visual attached and it isnt what he's doing

Today at 11:11 PM

Masato TXT: You're welcome

Today at 11:11 PM

Mamoru TXT: thanks i hate it

Today at 11:11 PM

( someone can hear distant gagging as Izou is still recovering from the graphic image )

Today at 11:12 PM

Mamoru TXT: i want real alcohol too. dammit

Today at 11:13 PM

Masato TXT: I could only find cooking wine

Today at 11:13 PM

Mamoru TXT: maybe i'll ask Neo Queen Serenity for my brother's life and a vodka and tonic

Today at 11:14 PM

Masato TXT: You're the only one with a shot

Today at 11:14 PM

Izou TXT: she can obliterate him?

Today at 11:14 PM

Mamoru TXT: of course she can obliterate him. i'm going to ask her not to.

Today at 11:15 PM

Izou TXT: just ask for a whole bar

Today at 11:16 PM

Mamoru TXT: i don't want to be obliterated either

Mamoru TXT: :fingerguns:

Today at 11:17 PM

Izou TXT: i doubt she would obliterate her other self's mamo. usagi vs, herself is the fight you dont want to be in the middle of.

Izou TXT: or do

Izou TXT: idk

Today at 11:18 PM

Mamoru TXT: no like as in drunk. obliterated also means really really drunk

Mamoru TXT: sorry i dadjoked you

Today at 11:20 PM

Izou TXT: youre fine