Texts: I told her I did not want a fruit basket

Texts: I told her I did not want a fruit basket
Date of Scene:	05 June 2024
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Mamoru texts Taka about Usagi having blasted him, heals inc
Cast of Characters:	Mamoru Chiba, Takashi Agera

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(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: if you're still speaking to me, i'm available to fix what my girlfriend did, even if you're mad at me

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: ...your girlfriend just apologized for blasting me

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: she didnt mean to get you that bad anyway, but even if-- oh she did? omg that's so cute

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: She seems to think this would be a common occurance. I'm a little bit unsure what to say

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i wouldnt be sure what to say either actually 🤔

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I told her I did not want a fruit basket but I appreciated her offer

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: OMG she offered a FRUIT BASKET? XD XD XD

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i guess that makes sense??? ish? no it doesn't but i'll spare you the bubbling over how cute that is too. if you're in the dorms anytime soon i can walk the two doors down

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: also sorry your new sidekick is... whatever she is

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I'm actually staying with my girlfriend being fed homecooked pastries so it isn't too bad. but it does make walking to your dorm a lot farther.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: ...she is less of a sidekick and more of a headache that the universe dumped in my lap

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: oh wow. it also seems like kind of a disincentive to get healed hahaha

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: oof. sorry about that too then

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: or maybe RIP, idk

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: usually I can grab someone else to second me but that time I didn't get a lot of warning

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yeah neither did we. obviously. or kunzite wouldnt have poked at it in his ice cream

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I figured you and your crew just went around licking random items of power honestly

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: we're not archaeologists

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: she wanted to know about glimmer. she called her glitter. I didn't correct her 'cause it's funny

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: glitter. that's really funny

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i wont tell her either

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: bow (glimmer's bff ig) told me stuff i can tell moon

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I'll probably come see you like. tomorrow. this is the longest break I've had. I had to work through being sick with beryl-thoughts.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: 👍 text me first so i can kick anyone out. and sorry about the beryl-thoughts shit, i had more beryl nightmares than usual while they were in that thing.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I do not recommend absorbing her energy. just like. in the event it comes up. Just Say No

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i'll let my energy-absorbing friends know

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: ugh grossed out just thinking about it. RIP your mental health

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: do you even have any otthers

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yeah one

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i think. maybe two. but probably just the one

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: oh speaking of energy absorbing friends. do you know um. ugh, I am so bad with names of people I don't care about

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: and I would say 'pompous ass with too much power' but I have to assume you'd tell me to look in the mirror

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: the only pompous ass with too much power i know is ginga kingu, and he has some kind of treaty with sunbreaker

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: THAT'S THE GUY

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: he paid me a lot of chocolate to be mahou msf so i can't get too cranky about him

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: he was upset about something regarding one of my girls and I'm not sure what

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: which girl? i can ask him

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: Lacrima

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: ohhhhhhhh. i actually got told what the star driver beef with lacrima is because it's something that happened to ginga otome. you know the old-style heartstealers? lacrima shot her with one and tried to eat it. the heart crystal i mean.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: ginga otome helped me out a ton with the himeko stuff, while i was still in obsidian, so i know her best

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: oh. no she doesn't like me because reasons

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: but ok, she tried to eat it and that's what's got them bent

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: a lot of ppl dont like you bc reasons. yeah thats it

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: okay. I can probably work that out. maybe. I dunno. on some level they're employees but they're all also like, teenagers with magic powers and sometimes they do what they want. see: glitter

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: glitter 🤣

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: maybe send ginga otome a really expensive fruit basket with a card that says 'i know u dont like me bc reasons but my employee should not have tried to eat your soul, sry'

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: also. my paradox handle is unmaskalive0807 i realize my timing was terrible

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: it's ok my device got it I just have been at the girlfriend's place

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: oh awesome! ok cool.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: talking to your girlfriend about cursed manga, so that probably texted cursed manga into existence if they weren't already somewhere

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: there was some kinda cursed manga that her little brother was into last year

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: hopefully it is purified out of existence

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: hahahaha my girlfriend is a CoD BlOpper and she makes such faces about 4x games, she's like 'i don't get the appeal but i support you being a gamer now'

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i mean, not moon, usagi

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: Yeah that follows

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: your love life is hard to keep track of so I just kind of gave up

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: she's so good at CoD though, watching her play is nuts

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: eventually I may tell you that you can only have so many 'this is my romantic partner please be nice' cards

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: well at least you know the latest one

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: jadeite. GO FIGURE

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i'll leave you sputtering over that, i have to finish writing the stupid history paper that's due monday

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: guess that's why I never got an -ite name. lol

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: that or beryl's soured on them.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: wonder why. anyways the danish calls and is sticky, so I'm gonna put the phone down

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: :saluting_face: