Texts: The Prince of High School, Vol. 13

Texts: The Prince of High School, Vol. 13
Date of Scene:	14 September 2023
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Mamoru's phone is a little busy today. What with Naru wanting him to relay messages. And Takashi having a quibble with a senshi. And Usagi fussing. And ... Luna? And a DATE?
Cast of Characters:	Naru Osaka, Mamoru Chiba, Takashi Agera, Usagi Tsukino

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(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Good morning, I've got a list.. 1) Can you let Riventon know that I owe him a coffee. He's welcome to choose the time and place, I'll bring the coffee.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
2) I'll have something for you to give Nephrite shortly, it's almost done. Is that okay, for you to play messenger for me? I assume you see him periodically?

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
3) Is your friend Jason alright? I was thinking of him in the cabin and wondering.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
4) I think Pyrite was there to help rescue me? It was a little hazy, but can you thank her for me?

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Okay, I'm done now. 🙂 Sorry for the spam.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
no sorries!! all good. ok so 1) riventon coffee message, 2) nephrite thing deliver, 3) his phone is busted but ill let him know, 4) she was i will

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
so i have the shorthand handy

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
how are you doing?

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Tell your dark side boys they need to get burner phones, although possibly they are 100% use you to dodge having me harass them by text message. Which is legit.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I am better than I expected to be at this point. This morning's run did not break any personal bests, but it happened at all. (And omg, it was /glorious/ in its existance. Bless Kazuo forever for going for a run with me)

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
i will remind them that such a thing exists lol. they may have actually forgotten

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
oh you ran with kazuo! good good. and good endorphins!!

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
He's my running buddy. Shortly after I figured out that I was a monster magnet, I decided against running alone and once his schedule stopped being 24/7 of miserable, he started coming with me. We're both morning people, we go early.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
you must be, gotta be crazy early to go before school. maybe im just spoiled

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
did you go back to classes today? its taken care of right?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
i mean like, it being having been missing

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I am in classes today, and I assume so, cause I didn't get in trouble? I just didn't say anything, and my teachers didn't say anything, and I'm sort of just running with that.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
And yes, we go obnoxiously early. I'm home and showered post run before Usa is out of bed for class.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
hahahahaha as expected of naru-sama

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
good about classes. i havent had any trouble either even though i was skipping

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I mean.. Inai-sensei knew, I assume other teachers on the magic side of things also knew? Or know now? I haven't had any pissed off messages from my mother asking why I skipped class, so they didn't call home asking where I was either.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
i hope it wasnt just because magic was involved, i dont like that idea

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
That we're on our own because it's magic? Or that we get leniancy due to magic? I mean.. I am grateful that they didn't call my mother.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
that we're on our own because its magic. like what if someone goes missing bc magic and DOESNT get found. are they just forgotten?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
what if theyre found two years later? what explains all the time away?

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
So.. we weren't entirely left to our own devices. Inai-sensei was involved (even if she was just as frustrated and limited) so not forgotten.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
shes magic though

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I suspect that more of the staff at RHA are as well, that we have /no idea/ about.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
No proof at all, just being unwilling to think that they (you know.. them) shoved a pack of magic kids in together and let us largely Lord of the Flies it all.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
i might be projecting, i went missing a little over two years ago and have no idea what will happen when i start using my real name again

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
That's a legit worry. Maybe we are in a Japanese rendition of Lord of the Flies, magic edition. We'll find out? I assume you want to use your real name again at some point?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
when its safe to yeah

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
its mamoru chiba, btw

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
much easier to pronounce hahaha

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I was literally taken over by evil two days ago, you are very trusting this morning. ❤️ (But thank you. It is easier to pronounce.. and fits you better.)

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
technically im evil and my boss certainly knows my name, shes the one who initially took it away from me

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I was freelance evil? 🙂

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
well lbr, what would you do w/ my name if you were still evil XD

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Not a damn thing at the time. Brain was in full fight or flight.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
yeah me and kyouka and someone else were watching from a cliff. the someone else has advice for if you get shoved full of dark energy again and have the presence of mind to get rid of it

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
you can expend it by creating something physical with it and shoving the energy in.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I'd love to be all 'oh my goodness, that was so odd, it'll never happen again', but instead I'll say 'Thank you. I'll try and keep that in mind, if I'm not quite so lizard brain about it next time.'

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
if i dont end up getting purified in a big lightshow like you did, its definitely how i plan on getting rid of mine when its safe to.

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Fair warning.. it hurts like /stupid/.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
oh what am i saying, 'someone else'. youve met him, he bought you more fries

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
but i wont thank him for you bc nobody but you me inai and nephrite knows he was there

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
you can thank him later when hes safe

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
also it hurts like stupid to have it inside me in the first place so whats more pain

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Apparently he's not trying to kill me anymore? (Was it him? I know there was one of them who was threatening me)

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
correct

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Only the transitions hurt. Getting shoved in, that hurt. Getting purified hurt more. The middle bit? That was fine. (pain wise, at least)

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
i really must just be allergic to it. its also apparently -- according to riventon -- not actually inside my linker core, just surrounding it like a hard candy shell

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
so that might also be why it hurts

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I am not going to think very hard about not being allergic. I really enjoyed chatting with Riventon in a context I probably shouldn't share. But I am grateful to him.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
... ah.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
well i'm glad you enjoyed. he's one of my best friends.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
i will be forwarding the coffee offer to him :)

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
He might not take me up on it, but I hope he does. I value his perspective.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
hey naru has no way to contact riventon but says she'd like to buy you coffee

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
she also said she values your perspective and would like to talk again

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
im not asking

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
i just texted him

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Tell her I'd be happy to connect once things die down. so everything went good with the rescue rangers stuff, then. I haven't heard but I figured that was good

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
also notably if you want kitten videos forwarded to you, you should get a burner phone or something hahahaha

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
he says hed be happy to once the heat dies down, and is happy that you are rescued

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Yeah. Starting to get that vibe. Seems like I'm gonna know people on both sides of the fence. it wasn't a concern a few months ago

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
sorry, my job is overcomplicating things. my guys complain about it too

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Thank you. I appreciate it. There's no rush, but I also don't want to forget while my brain is still a little swiss cheese-like.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
having intimate experience with swiss cheese brain makes me sympathize A LOT, im sorry its like that and hope it gets better soon

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I'm actually more worried about losing thoughts and impressions from cabin time, than from now. Which is weird, I know.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
just in case we dont find anything, write/draw what you remember while some of it is still in your head

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Way ahead of you on THAT one.. although it's an absolute mess of brain dump word vomit, as and when I remember bits. Some of which I'm pretty sure my current brain is trying very hard to forget against my will.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
you could remember magic anyway though

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
unless you just mean normal human forgetting of horror

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Normal human forgetting of .. it wasn't horror, and it really wasn't until the end. But time alone in a place with no time context messes with your head in a very mundane sense.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
(typing) (typing)

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
ooooh gotcha yeah

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
The start was rough (drained) and then end was .. a mess. But the worst of the middle was leaving an active extravert confined to one small cabin alone for a long time. The boredom was potent.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
i am so sorry it took us so long to find you

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Mamoru.. seriously.. I'm whining about being bored. You guys were awesome. <3

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
<3 ok ok i'll do my best to excise the bits of guilt over not doing enough

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
no guilt!

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Easier said than done, I know.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Well, it is what it is. I'm already thinking about how I'm gonna overcomplicate the idea of a burner phone for myself.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
do you want me to just buy you one XD i have a hemaphone already. its like a batphone but not stupid

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
good news riventon will probably get a burner phone you can text him on

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
ill give him your number

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Sounds good. I can even promise not to spam him with dumb memes and gifs.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
haha i'll tell him

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
she even promises not to spam you with dumb memes and gifs

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
next class has a test so i am going radio silent. i am so happy youre texting again

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I am too. Good luck on the test.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Yeah I'm just working on something because I don't want to carry cell phones and a device everywhere lol

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
oh word. ok next class i have a test. let me know if you need the dusk zone space cleared of any new nests or anything ok?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
tyvm!

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Oh hey your hero crush is one of those navy girls right? Moon?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
... a little past crush now but yeah. only a little past though. probably. and uh i know it's a big problem. pyrite goddamn talked about my lovey dovey feelings in front of her and my soul almost left my body

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Yeah that's adorable and all but does she know one that's all like. ocean color ocean attacks? cause she messed up Firefly like bad. mentally. not cool. and it's gonna be awkward if I have to make her stop and your girl knows her.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
uhh? she doesnt have any ocean attacks?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
moon has a tiara she attacks with, it's like white gold light

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts to Mamoru Chiba:
good. I'm just saying another navy seal or whatever is getting under Firefly's skin and it's a reminder that you can't live in both worlds forever cause Sunbreaker's little escalation is going to look like a birthday party if someone can't stay away from my little sister and that's gonna put you in a bind if they are like, a squad together or something

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
if someone else is impersonating moon im going to fucking slam them anyway. ill look into this

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
anyway i rly do have a test ttyl

----- later -----

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts to Mamoru Chiba:
texts can be asynchronous, man. also, yeah well she's not the only celestial object girl. one calling herself Pluto bashed me with a stick. But that's fine, that's normal.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
OH. you meant-- ohhhhhh. man, miss one word and i mix everything up. got you. ok ill find out whatever i can

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I just don't really want you blindsided if I had to drop one of her friends off a building or something.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
appreciate it.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
that was a terrible test. i might get a 97

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts to Mamoru Chiba:
... I've come around to the idea you probably didn't choose our side. but you should have anyways. maybe your girl can get a corp job.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts to Mamoru Chiba:
we'll talk later.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Takashi Agera:
ok <3

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
so uhhhh do you know a senshi with ocean attacks because there is now a no-contact request for her from riventon and firefly, since she sort of made firefly lose her mind in a really really really bad way

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
nnnooooooooo.... yes..... no?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
There are a lot of Senshi, but I haven't fought with all of them, so idk what all they do. Let me ask Luna.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
your cat talks

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
jgklsjfd?!?!?!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
[a few minutes later] oh yeah did i forget to mention

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
she doesn't like that you're hematite :/

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
she'll get over it

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
also yeah that was one of us but i don't know why she'd go after firefly.... none of us have mental attacks?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
i dont like that im hematite either its fine YES YOU FORGOT TO MENTION that is SO COOL even if she hates me which is sad

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
she doesn't hate you but

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
you aren't the dark kingdom's biggest hater anymore

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
i kind of take issue with having apparently been a hater i mean i am not a hater lol BUT i have good news for you

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
jadeite was really fucked up in the head and i am helping him get better so you dont have to worry about him any more than like. riventon probably

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
i GUESS you just hate your boss then : P

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
whats the good

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
OH THAT'S REALLY GOOD NEWS!!!!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
oh THATS what you meant! yes i hate the dark kingdom lol

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
does that mean he doesn't want to kill me anymore or is it just naru-chan safe because it's okay if it's the second one

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Yeah! Luna hates the dark kingdom too

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
if you tell her that she'll definitely like you more

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
you will get zero 'accidental' scratches

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
he doesnt want to kill you anymore either. not sure if because i like you and naru is my friend too, or if because better reasons yet, but it will be ok unless really bad things happen, but if really bad things happen then i will be a problem too

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
well that's a big relief then

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
but also um.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
did Riventon say what happened to Firefly?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
oh right sorry. just that the ocean attacks and ocean colors and everything severely messed with her head, which is why no-contact. i mean personally i think she should just run if she sees that senshi but like. idk if that senshi said or did anything that set her off. i know something zoisite said to her set her off too. i dont know what setting her off means but she's a nice kid and i dont want her to have mental breakdowns either

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
so i guess maybe just if you could talk to that senshi if you find her and ask her not to mess with firefly? or tell you what happened maybe?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I'll ask her but um

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
that one is Neptune and she kind of um

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
argh I wish we were on the same side!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
professionally!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
me too. i just need to get my guys out im sorry its taking so long

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
basically just riventon warned me that if neptune messed with firefly he would drop her off a building. thats all

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
it's not your fault!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
i'm just really bad at secrets and telling what's important

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
but also i don't think

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
this is going to sound mean

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
is riventon... strong?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
depends on whether or not he has his squad with him. i think if he were gonna take on a senshi hed bring his squad

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
im also really bad at secrets

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
and if neptune fucks him up i'll carry him to the infirmary again

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
oh if he brought his squad neptune would definitely bring her squad

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
not just me!

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
then lets pray it doesnt come to that and neptune is willing to honor a no-contact request

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
because i dont want riventon to die. hes like a brother to me and he cares about firefly because shes like his little sister

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
im trying to avoid escalation

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
i always try to avoid escalation

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
its just that like. his squad is a bunch of really cute really strong little girls

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
and he is their big brother who tries to give them the positive attention that their folks dont

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
so they will fight REALLY HARD for him

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
im trying to give you as much info as i can because i dont want this to happen

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
but i understand

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
and i can't fight you. not even for my brothers. but i'd fight all the other senshi

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
and i know you couldnt sit out the fight

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
i hate this

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
deep breaths

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
no one is killing anyone

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
i'll figure out what's going on

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
i dont know neptune super well but she seems really nice

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
i'm sure she'll agree to no contact!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
and if she doesn't there will be a good reason

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
what does firefly look like

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
shoulder length black hair, very tall spearlike weapon, about 12

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I am not letting a bunch of cute little girls get beaten up

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
there's definitely a reasonable explanation

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
im sorry i kind of lost my mind a little there

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
i really just hate this so much

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I get it!!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
i would be really upset if i was you

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
lmao riventon said

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
wait lemme copypaste

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
he said: I've come around to the idea you probably didn't choose our side. but you should have anyways. maybe your girl can get a corp job.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
he doesn't get that you're a really nice guy huh

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
also I don't want a corp job I want to be a beautiful housewife with no cares in the world T-T

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
i dont think he belongs on this side either, but that neither here nor there

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
well you're already beautiful

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
dndndndjjd

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
❤️ ❤️ ❤️

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
😂 💕

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
you know i really like you, right?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
i kind of thought so but didnt KNOW so so im really glad because i really like you too

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
i mean i really like you A LOT

.......

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
SHE REALLY LIKES ME

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
i kinda thought so!! i mean! himeko-chan SAID you did!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
and so did chiyo-chan and koji-kun and um everyone we know

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
but i didn't BELIEVE them

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
❤️ 💖 💕

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Well /duh/. Yes, of course she does. ❤️

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Naru Osaka:
mental cartwheels in class omg i mean she SAID so so its DEFINITELY true

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Mamoru Chiba:
You two are adorbs.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
❤️ ❤️ ❤️

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
wait omg wait

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
did we have a date

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
did we go to the arcade as a DATE

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka:
HE LIIIIIIIIIKES ME

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
>___>

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Usagi Tsukino:
OMG you and Mamoru are ridiculous and adorbs. /duh/ Of course he does. ❤️

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
I MEAN maybe? if you want it to have been a date then it was definitely a date! but it was super fun either way

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
we need a DO OVER

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
an on PURPOSE date

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
if you want to 👉 👈

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
YES OK

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Naru Osaka:
DATE DATE DATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! YES GOOD ok ok ok not allcaps screaming ay phon eanymore

(PHONE) Naru Osaka texts to Usagi Tsukino:
There's no AAAAA you guys are together like all the time. You'll be fine. (But it is an excuse to go shopping)

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
omg koji is going to be insufferable

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
oh no this is just like in prince of high school volume 6 -

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
AND volume 13! Chiyo-chan is never going to let live this down

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
no it is not! he was setting someone else up for that and the date was an accident! this is ON PURPOSE 🤩

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
oh no wako-chan either oh no

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
oh no youre right about vol 13

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
i hope they didn't bet money becausee that would make it like vol 11

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
we're better than a manga

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
ok you asked so you pick what we do :D but i'll pay because i have a million yen ok?

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
gbdndbdbddb

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
okay!!! I'll think of something really fun and cute and fhdjdjdjdhd

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
OK!!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
This is Luna, Hematite-san.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I have taken Usagi's phone, as she should not be texting you when she should be in class. She has forbidden me from reading your text message history.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
She wishes for me to say that she is looking forward to your date, Heart Emoji Heart Emoji Heart-Eyes Emoji Heart Emoji.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I do not approve, but I am confident in her ability to call her help should your employer cause trouble.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
...you are a nice boy.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
how are you in class?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
also thank you!

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Oh, no, she was not in class. That is why I stole her phone. She should be heading to her classes now.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
OH! oh i see! good! yes. oh no why didn't i think of having lunch together D: next lunch! sorry. haha

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
you can text me too if you have your own phone. just fair warning i factory reset my phone every day. my personal phone. this is not my work phone

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
------ this is my phone number.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
You may contact me as you please.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
I will let her know you suggested lunch.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
Thank you very much! Do you like salmon

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Yes, it is a lovely variety of fish.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
Good okay! I'll get extra next lunch. :) Time for class for me too

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
Yes, it would be a good idea to focus on your classes.

(PHONE) Usagi Tsukino texts to Mamoru Chiba:
You can't tutor Usagi if your grades slip, after all.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts to Usagi Tsukino:
(later)

MY GRADES WOULDN'T SLIP well maybe a little i may have gotten a 97 on my last test :/