Texts: YOURE AN UNCLE

Texts: YOURE AN UNCLE
Date of Scene:	14 January 2025
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Takashi and Mamoru text about Chibiusa mostly!
Cast of Characters:	Mamoru Chiba, Takashi Agera

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(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: btw the girl who fell ouot of the ceiling is my daughter from the future

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: YOURE AN UNCLE

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: What. WHAT

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: UNCLE TAKASHI

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I KEEP READING IT, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY MORE SENSE.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i mean it only makes sense, her name is usagi tsukino, but she's got pink hair!

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: wouldn't she be usagi chiba

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: or Usagi Chiba-Tsukino or Tsukino-Chiba

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: when we get married i'll probably take usagi's family name

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: this seems to confirm what i was already figuring

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: oh. well. amyways. the future?

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I'm not sure I buy that. there's a lot of paradoxes and stuff

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: Well, not this timeline's future, but a future where she's our kid

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: a parallel world or something?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: like a timeline over or stuff. we know because she's from the future of us, but she was born in 1998? so yeah

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I've been to a horse world so I can't discount parallel realities anymore. even if I'd like to forget that one. also wherever glimmer and her crew are from

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: lol horse takashi

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I'll have you know I was a Kirin, as befits my mythical and impressive nature here

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: your face is a kirin lmao. i have a DAUGHTER

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: that's gotta be wicked weird

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i mean kind of i guess? i'm just so-- i'm so happy

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i kind of feel like i have a dream now too

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: to be a good dad.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I mean that's a good dream

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: sorry it's like. mushy

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: you're mushy, it's fine

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i promise i'm not a pod person it's just the oxytocin

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: no this is about what I'd expect from you in this circumstance

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: LMAO. glad im predictable to you? XD

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: comfortable and predictable are cousins

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: so what did she say about me in her timeline then. she must be dying to meet her awesome uncle

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: ...she's from the bad timeline

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: there aren't any other magic users where she's from. just sailor senshi. and there was a huge apocalypse.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I didn't do it.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: alt-me.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: LOL i would hope not!!!

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: that's good. I wouldn't want to like. scare your kinda-kid

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: because like. she's really Another Mamoru's kid, right

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: it makes sense of some of the stuff that was going on when she got here, though. i saw a bleak blasted wasteland with dead people and broken buildings

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: maybe she should stay here then

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: that's... that's my secret hope.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: if her timeline's all janked up and there's no me to fix it, this one's gotta be better.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i love her so much, like she's actually mine. and she loves me too, i can actually tell

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: feel bad for her dad but finders keepers

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: yeah but if her dad is you like, wouldn't you be harshing on your own happiness? another you's happiness?

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: like if you

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: if you're this attached to her already, the you that grew up with her and all.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: he's gotta miss her terribly. unless he like, ate it. then keep the kid

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: well if we figure out how to get her home in the first place, then she can choose if she wants to stay here, or they can choose to let her stay here in the good timeline, or whatever

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: but there's a lot of people who can't get home

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: so wait. she doesn't know me at all? like. I don't exist? Or I'm dead before she came around?

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: cause like even if I died you'd mention me to your kid, right?

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: probably dead before she came around? she's five though, she wouldnt know all the people her parents knew/know

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: ooh yeah i would.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: like here lies your uncle Takashi he died saving the cosmos from jormugandr or something

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: maybe you didn't exist o.O or maybe we just never met.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: she definitely said there weren't any other magic users though

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: that means its worse. I didn't die doing something cool I was normal. nightmare world

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: nevermind the other you, keep her here

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: hahahahaha

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i stg though if they come looking or if she goes home i'm gonna be a wreck

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: well, the Etherian folks haven't been able to get home yet.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I don't know if a parallel universe is closer or easier though

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: oh shoot i was so excited abut telling you the cool part that i forgot to tell you the terrible part

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: You should tell me how she got here. I'm guessing it's more complex than 'fell out of a ceiling'

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: you know those guys with the black moons on their foreheads who have been blowing stuff up, they're part of the apocalypse and they're after her

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: she said there was some kind of time storm and she got lost

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: its probably not the whole truth

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: you should find out the whole truth and then you can decide if you want me to help her get back or not.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: okay!

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: also the black moon forehead guys are pissing off Obsidian

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: good maybe obsidian will take care of them XD

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I'm probably going to get sent to talk to them and talk in the way that like, the Yakuza talk

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: gotta get that suit I wore when your brothers and Sunbreaker and I went to go talk

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yesssssss

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: thats a really good suit

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: still miss some of them. anyways. we're talking about the future now, not tthe past.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: I'm going to guess you're not going to clear me to run even non-invasive checks on other-you's kid to try to figure some of this out

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: it's neat getting to hug the future thouogh

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yeah noooo, sorry lmao

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: brutal.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: even no touching? I might be able to help make sense of these timeline things

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: just selfish, i don't want her to go home lol

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: portals can be kept closed too

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: but only if I know where they are

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i'm not quite that selfish

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: ah, very you. selfish, but don't want to implicate yourself

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: passive obstructionism

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: instead you just leave it to hope and destiny

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: oh no, i killed thetis with my bare hands. when it's worth it i will absolutely implicate myself.

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: she needed it

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: she did

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: but yeah, fate and destiny are always at least interestingly unpredictable

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: and yet

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: not a fan of leaving the world up to random chance, but I get your perspective.

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: my daughter from a future parallel world landed in my house, so fate and destiny do tend to work in my favor

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: hopefully you're right, I can think of ways that might go wrong but I do not want to be a spoilsport for your happy

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: i'm right until i'm catastrophically wrong, but that's future me's problem

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: thank you for not harshing my groove hehehe

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: /uncle takashi/

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: hey it's gotta go better than the other place. I'm here

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: yeah <3

(PHONE) Takashi Agera texts: it's fine if she calls me that but if you call me that out loud I'm going to slap you so hard you'll go back to wearing green jackets

(PHONE) Mamoru Chiba texts: LMFAO. deserved