Texts: not interested in being a widow

Texts: not interested in being a widow
Date of Scene:	02 August 2025
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	Mamoru tells the Senshi about the upcoming Brotherfight 2.
Cast of Characters:	Mamoru Chiba, Usagi Tsukino, Makoto Kino, Hotaru Tomoe, Michiru Kaiou, Haruka Tenoh, Minako Aino, Chibiusa Tsukino
Tinyplot:	Brotherfight

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Today at 2:26 PM

Mamoru TXT: so hey i was wonderinggggggg if you'd be willing to referee a fistfight between me and riventon, hotaru-chan

Today at 2:33 PM

Usagi TXT: none of the rest of us need to be watching because this is mamochan's fight with his stupider brother

Today at 2:34 PM

Usagi TXT: sorry i thought you were a better choice than neph or hinoiri-chan hotaru-chan :/

Today at 2:34 PM

Minako TXT: Ohohoh I want to!!!

Minako TXT: Aww Usagiiiii

Minako TXT: But boy fight

Today at 2:35 PM

Mamoru TXT: no i really don't want spectators, just someone who can heal and potentially calm riventon down

Today at 2:35 PM

Chibiusa TXT: ... if mom's being responsible for once it's probably serious.

Today at 2:36 PM

Mamoru TXT: i may also ask Neph to come to back you up, if you agree. If you don't want to do it, though, I'll find someone else :)

Today at 2:37 PM

Usagi TXT: no mina. it's not a joke.

Usagi TXT: chibiusa-chan's right, this one is serious

Today at 2:38 PM

Minako TXT: okay for serious then. What are the odds of this fight? Like are we going to purify Riventon if he loses?

Today at 2:38 PM

Mamoru TXT: it doesn't matter who wins. at the end if he doesnt give me beryls crystal i'm telling usagi his ID

Today at 2:41 PM

Chibiusa TXT: Oh my god.

Today at 2:41 PM

Mamoru TXT: the fight is to get the absolute pure maddening shitshow of aggravation we both have out of our systems

Today at 2:41 PM

Hotaru TXT: Sure, sounds fun. Can I bring popcorn?

Today at 2:42 PM

Mamoru TXT: yes XD

Today at 2:43 PM

Hotaru TXT: ... Is this a magic, or non-magic fistfight?

Today at 2:44 PM

Mamoru TXT: Non magic. Neither of us in henshin, me wearing gloves.

Today at 2:44 PM

Usagi TXT: no magic. not interested in being a widow

Today at 2:44 PM

Hotaru TXT: Okay, I got 4:1 odds on Mamoru then. I've seen the way both of you take care of yourselves outside of henshin.

Today at 2:45 PM

Mamoru TXT: i called him a noodle when he said he could take me out of henshin

Today at 2:46 PM

Makoto TXT: so, more of a slap fight

Today at 2:46 PM

Mamoru TXT: no i'm breaking his stupid face

Today at 2:46 PM

Chibiusa TXT: I feel like him thinking he can take you on like this is a bad sign of something.

Today at 2:46 PM

Hotaru TXT: ... 3:1 if you're going to peeve him off before the fight.

Today at 2:47 PM

Mamoru TXT: i feel like you're right

Mamoru TXT: i'm probably really going to piss him off, i'm gonna tell him he doesn't know what he's doing with beryl's shit

Today at 2:48 PM

Usagi TXT: try not to break your knuckles, you have bad luck with your hands

Today at 2:48 PM

Makoto TXT: i assume that’s why the gloves

Today at 2:48 PM

Michiru TXT: Riventon has always struck me as an individual who takes constructive criticism about his abilities well.

Haruka TXT: :confused emoji:

Michiru TXT: Sarcasm, dear.

Today at 2:49 PM

Makoto TXT: I’d offer to punch him for you, but it wouldn’t have the same effect 👍

Today at 2:49 PM

Usagi TXT: :thinking emoji: thought the gloves were so he doesn't mind dagger him

Today at 2:49 PM

Hotaru TXT: ... He has BERYL'S stuff, too? Okay, that's hilarious.

Today at 2:49 PM

Usagi TXT: it's really not. he's using it. it feels like her.

Today at 2:50 PM

Chibiusa TXT: ... Okay well stay safe everyone. No dying before I'm born, Mamochan.

Today at 2:50 PM

Usagi TXT: he used it on Wiseman.

Today at 2:50 PM

Mamoru TXT: yeah the gloves are so I don't cheat

Today at 2:50 PM

Makoto TXT: yeah messing with Beryl stuff is super not good

Today at 2:50 PM

Mamoru TXT: HUG DOTTIR

Today at 2:50 PM

Hotaru TXT: Okay, that's less hilarious. She was nasty. She broke the HDD. 😢

Today at 2:50 PM

Usagi TXT: I don't want to beat him up for it because i mean he did help us but also i don't think mamochan's crazier brother should keep her energy

Today at 2:51 PM

Chibiusa TXT: All I can say about Beryl is that every story I've ever heard about her is a horror story and this is consistent across at least two timelines.

Today at 2:52 PM

Makoto TXT: I mean, three if you count the Before Time when she got us all killed

Today at 2:52 PM

Mamoru TXT: you know what the worst thing is? i can't even tell him the truth that this is literally half to protect him from her crazy, because he's like 'how dare you imply i don't know what im doing'

Today at 2:52 PM

Hotaru TXT: Oh, yeah, she was the WORST. She wasn't fun or funny or creative or hilarious or ANYTHING. She was like, all of the worse things about working with a villain. It was like, working with Joker, but without any of the silly bits!

Today at 2:52 PM

Chibiusa TXT: Also Hug Papa

Today at 2:53 PM

Minako TXT: okay good so I wasn't the only one who felt that from him. I thought maybe... I mean I know he's your brother but you both come from an orphanage so I thought maybe... He may have been her kid.

Today at 2:53 PM

Chibiusa TXT: I mean if I count that I'd also have to count the before time from my world, so four.

Today at 2:53 PM

Mamoru TXT: she was like 30

Mamoru TXT: come on minako-chan XD

Today at 2:54 PM

Minako TXT: I wasn't exactly asking her age! All I knew was she was old!

Minako TXT: And you have to admit there is a lot of movies and books out there where that would have been plot twist

Today at 2:55 PM

Usagi TXT: well that would have been a worse nightmare but nope this one isn't like tangled

Today at 2:55 PM

Hotaru TXT: She didn't even have a good villain laugh! And yeah.... Riventon-senpai requires a... special touch a lot of the time. He's really super duper mega smart and usually knows what he's doing. Usually. But sometimes he doesn't. But as long as you don't rile him up too much you can usually get him at a good time and talk it out with him. She was soooooo grouchy and meeeeeean.

Today at 2:55 PM

Mamoru TXT: life is not, despite all appearances otherwise, a movie

Today at 2:55 PM

Minako TXT: He at least looks better than her if that's any consolation.

Today at 2:56 PM

Chibiusa TXT: I don't know if that would make it more or less disturbing.

Today at 2:56 PM

Mamoru TXT: ... no? D:

Today at 2:56 PM

Usagi TXT: he just stole her stuff and yeah hotaru-chan, she also got the whole world killed. lots of words even

Today at 2:56 PM

Minako TXT: I I would say if any of our lives are similar to a movie, it would have to be this group. You have to admit we go through some wild things. I get it though it was just a guess on my part

Today at 2:56 PM

Chibiusa TXT: Well, more overall, but I could at least understand if she was his mom.

Today at 2:57 PM

Hotaru TXT: ... I wonder if they still have her portrait in her old office... I bet its eyes still follow you around the room.

Today at 2:57 PM

Usagi TXT: riventon is an half basket of crazy but usually he's slightly less crazy than this

Today at 2:57 PM

Minako TXT: maybe you could talk him into if he loses getting purified but telling him it'll be temporary? Like if he decides to go back to dark energy even after that? Then you'll believe that's his actual decision and not the dark energy messing with him. I don't know it just seems like this boy needs a slap upside the head one way or another

Today at 2:57 PM

Mamoru TXT: lol. im just saying prince of high school isn't actually a good way to learn how to flirt with usagi

Today at 2:57 PM

Chibiusa TXT: Is it like the Mona Lisa where it only seems like they follow you, or do the eyes actually move?

Today at 2:57 PM

Usagi TXT: when he gets purified he melts

Today at 2:57 PM

Minako TXT: so go for punching

Today at 2:58 PM

Mamoru TXT: he's made of at least half dark energy yeah

Today at 2:58 PM

Minako TXT: He what?! Then how are we ever going to help him?

Today at 2:58 PM

Makoto TXT: does he actually usually know what he’s doing

Makoto TXT: because I feel like fooling around with dark energy is a pretty good indication of ‘shouldn’t be trusted to know what they’re doing’

Makoto TXT: even before the Beryl juice

Today at 2:58 PM

Michiru TXT: Signs point to no

Today at 2:58 PM

Mamoru TXT: no, he doesn't know what he's doing.

Today at 2:59 PM

Usagi TXT: he disintegrates. he melts. he gets big holes in him

Usagi TXT: it's why i usually don't hit him with purification and try to warn him if he's not being super crazy screaming mad

Today at 2:59 PM

Makoto TXT: that’s more what I figured yeah

Today at 2:59 PM

Hotaru TXT: I just wouldn't approach him about it while we're here in the crystal millenium. Like... I adore senpai and all. But his ego is meeeeeega huge. And surrounded by his big brothers empire and all? Just... he's gonna wanna overcompensate hugely. There's no way he'd take it any way but poorly.

Today at 2:59 PM

Mamoru TXT: oh i already did. we agreed to fistfight later

Today at 3:00 PM

Hotaru TXT: ... Oh. Well. That was dumb.

Today at 3:00 PM

Mamoru TXT: no, it was smart

Today at 3:00 PM

Usagi TXT: hotaru-chan.... we're not the only ones who felt beryl's energy.

Today at 3:00 PM

Mamoru TXT: here in crystal tokyo there's much less of a chance of losing his shit and turning into a nuke

Today at 3:00 PM

Hotaru TXT: It was?

Today at 3:00 PM

Mamoru TXT: because there's no dusk zone

Today at 3:00 PM

Hotaru TXT: Ohhhhh... Ohhhhh! That WAS smart...

Hotaru TXT: I didn't even think of that...

Today at 3:01 PM

Usagi TXT: also if he blows up here the future senshi will pop him like a grape because none of them care about him and won't hold back